Pe Excuses....

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  1. .infinite

    .infinite Senior Member

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    Yes well my school has started making line dancing a necessary activity... My mum a swell as my friends will write a note if they have an excuse to put on there... I'm at a loss for ideas and I thought it could make a funny arse thread although I'm usually wrong about this stuff oh well... Umm post if you like =D.
     
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    Break your ankle, gets you out for atleast 3 months
     
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    dude its just line dancing... you dont even touch anyone
     
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    I don't really care, they are still making us listen to rap... I hate rap.... Besides the main point of this thread to see what excuses GR has that have the potential to be hillarious...
     
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    Are you 12?

    I GOT A RASH ON MY BALLSACK SO I CAN'T PARTICIPATE.
     
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    You don't do line dancing to 'rap' you do it to country music

    Unless im thinking of another 'line dancing' than you are, im pretty sure im on about the same one though.

    If their making you do it to rap tell them i said they don't know ---- about it and to not even go there or ill shove a 20 inch dildo up their ass for being a complete retard.
     
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    I LICK SHEEP
     
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    Yeah the sad part they are actually doing it to rap and for the male coaches I think they do that already o_O
     
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    I masturbated in my PE clothes and my washer and dryer wont work, so I can't clean them up and I don't want to be wearing that in public
     
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    Well then, thats enough said lol
     
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    you know even if you dont have to dance you are still probably going to have to sit in the same room so you will still have to listen to the rap.

    Say you got a leg broken or something, just put something around your knee and bring crutches, with a note of course.
     
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    There was a kid that did that last year... but he did it during PE... I go to an odd school...
     
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    Tell them you watched 2 girls 1 cup and that you are mentally unstable.
     
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    explosive diarehha
     
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    win


    (that actually works for everything related to school, believe me)
     

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