Ok, any gurly who came into this thread, be ashamed... Be very ashamed. lol Ok, this is a poll... lol I'm bored, can you tell? But here's the deal. Have you ever farted in the shower? Actually, have you ever farted underwater at all? If you have, you probably know how FREAKING BAD IT SMELLS! Why?! Why does it smell worse when you're in water, than when you fart on dry ground (or seat, depending on where you're at)? Could someone with a PhD tell me why this is so? Someone once told me that he would litterally hold farts while in the shower! I agree... Don't bring unneccessary pain on yourself. :huh: Share your gross stories at will in this "no shame" thread.
Thankyou! You just solved my long awaited problem! Holy crap that's funny! :lol: I can't believe you searched that. lol
"And lastly, (if you are male) the qualitive factor of "worse" is a perception of foreign gases - as to our own emissions, the qualitive factor is "better."" Oh man that's gold.
Crazy to think someone took the time to actually research iand publish an answer to this [sarcasm]age-old [/sarcasm] question.
Everyone farts in a shower/bath/swimming pool, anyone that says otherwise is a damn liar! Anyhow enough talk from me about farts for now, lol
Gross story? Most recent is that I actually ate that bowl of mysterious brown stuff from my freezer, lol. It also turns out that leak in my fridge wasnt a beer, but one of those smashed tomato bags, lol. I chugged bong water once, then vomited it back up in my friends car, lol. uhh.... I dated a chubby chick b4
