Girlfriends!

Discussion in 'Spam Heaven' started by Yay Yay, Nov 22, 2007.

  1. knights 32

    knights 32 Guest

    I need some tips to get a gf any tips? I got this girl I like and I made friends with her this week how many weeks should I wait to ask her out?
     
  2. aspectt

    aspectt Well-Known Member

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    Tip: Don't come onto a site with girl-deprived nerds asking for gf help.
     
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    Tips also don't come from some "Wanna-be" gangster. Here's a tip yay.... YOU'RE WHITE! There's no reason to be making those ridiculous faces while you're taking pictures. I mean, honestly, who wants to look like they're passing kidney stones in pictures? Also, here's a theory that I am finding to hold very true. You ever notice how gay guys always have the hot friends? It's because they know that a gay guy won't try anything. Point is... Yay Yay = Gay Gay...

    P.S.... owned
     
  4. LL COOL JEW

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    haha peanuts, everything you say is void because of your sig
     
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    depends how old you are.
    my girl and me were just sittin on a bench and i leaned over and started kissin her.
    that was like a week and a half after knowin her.
    so uh....just when it feels right
     
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    Chloroform is the answer to all your dating problems...
     
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    plz dude, help me out. there's this gurl i know, and she's hott and stuff. i liek her a lots, but i have never spoken 2 her. i just get too scared! i follow her home and take pictures under her skirts. do you think that could blow my chances wit her if i told her all of dat + the fact that i like her? sumone help me!
     
  8. Yay Yay

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    2 weeks. You dont wanna rush it for one lol. Also just ask her "Wanna chill" nothing else lol, dont be corny and be like "Will you go out with me? Dur dur" lol

    Its cool. I got you lol.
     
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    wtf my post quoted like 80 people
     
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    if you told me you stalk me and take pictures under my skirt, i would ------ing call the police.
     
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    I'm watching you right now. Look out your window, I'm up in the tree with my laptop.

    Hey over there!
     
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    hi
     
  14. Yay Yay

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    lol u can watch me :D
     
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    Dior -1xx,x00 credits.

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    that made me lol





    I'm still waiting for nudes!
     

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