C--k- Push-ups

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  1. dinges

    dinges Senior Member

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    I was listening the song C0ck- push-ups by Tenacious D, and suddenly I wondered:
    what if that would be possible?
    What if you could really support your entire weight with just your "manhood"
    that would be quit some workout
    so I got naked, laid down and thought of the hottest thing I could think of....

    but I think I might have overdone it...
    my penor feels weird and it snapped to the right..
    can someone help me?

    I appreciate links to medicalwebsites, help forums, doctor phill commentary and naked picture of gurly, kirbir, gucci-gurl or morv ;)
     
  2. Leetsauce

    Leetsauce Well-Known Member

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    Stick it into a lock.. that'll be sure to straighten it up :)
     
  3. dinges

    dinges Senior Member

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    now it's bleeding
    and I still don't have any nude pictures of anyone named above...
     
  4. Morv

    Morv Well-Known Member

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    I want a xlink shirt
    lmao

    i'll post up a pic soon.
     
  5. terrorDESIGNS

    terrorDESIGNS Well-Known Member

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    dis pikture of morv may help

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  6. Leetsauce

    Leetsauce Well-Known Member

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    You want my nudes babe?! They are way better than thoses peoples'. ^ :)
     
  7. aspectt

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    Not better than mine.


    :whistling:
     
  8. .ZERO

    .ZERO Nigga wit a PSD

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    1999 called, it wants its JPG back
     
  9. iPro

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    Lol'd.

    Penz0r push ups are nothing, I do chin ups baby.
     
  10. terrorDESIGNS

    terrorDESIGNS Well-Known Member

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    tell dem i already sent it back plz
     
  11. MudDesignz

    MudDesignz Well-Known Member

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    Dinges.. you will never ever ever...

















    and ever..















    will find the Pick of destiny
     

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