Lol

got this from Funnyjunk



On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

 

LoL those are funny

 

Nice! And its funny because most of the time the write those because someone "actually tried".

 

I read something like that a year ago.

 

I've got a real funny one on a cheap air-rifle a bought lmao

I'll have to scan it one day.

 

lol nice

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: Great jokes!!!

 

i don't know if they are all true, but i know the Nytol, Boot's Cough Medicine & Nuts are true, cuz i used them in a coursework for college.

 

WHat is the world coming to?

Those were awesome and funny.

Nice find

 

In reality those are not jokes and companys have lost millions to ppl who have done this,hurt themself,sued for millions because it didnt say it on the label,and now companys NEED to write this on theyr packages as funny as it may seam because there are ppl stupid enough to do this kind of crap....funny though

 

lol... hilarious

 

rofl good find

 

lol thats awesome

 

lol the airline nuts is freaky funny!

 

pretty funny... ive heard em before but i dont remember where.....funny though