Accidently Told My Friends Mom To Suck My Nuts...

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  1. Oct 6, 2007 at 8:38 PM #1
    Syrex

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    Ok, So I admit,
    We were all sitting around smoking pot... now, to the story.

    We ordered a pizza, and Kenny's mom was home.
    and the pizza place called because they couldn't find the place.
    and when i picked up, kenny's mom was on the other line
    trying to tell me the pizza guy hung up.
    I had NO idea that the pizza guy hung up.
    So, I couldn't understand her at all,
    so, since I thought it was the pizza girl,
    I was like "Just suck my nuts and forget about it"
    and she was like "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"
    and she said, "I'll see you in a few seconds"
    I was like, Stupid pizza woman..
    but sure enough, his mom stormed up the stairs and was like,
    "SUCK MY ------ING NUTS?!"
    She went off on me and I felt so ungodly bad.
    Her huge boyfriend was standing behind her
    getting ready to snap my neck, I was honestly scared.
    So, My friends grabbed the pizza and ran OUT of the house
    and I think Kenny hates me now <__<
     
  2. Oct 6, 2007 at 8:40 PM #2
    Rental

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    Good job. :D
    You should apologize. ;)
     
  3. Oct 6, 2007 at 8:50 PM #3
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    Yet she didnt suck your nuts.
    GTFO MY INTERNETZ
     
  4. Oct 6, 2007 at 9:29 PM #4
    `sparks

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    So....think you have a chance with her?
     
  5. Oct 6, 2007 at 9:30 PM #5
    Syrex

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    No... I'm gay.
    Plus, she does like... coke or something
    She was all drunk and cracked out
     
  6. Oct 6, 2007 at 10:12 PM #6
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    ...
    so your gay
    and you told the pizza lady to sucks your nuts
    who was really your friends mom
    whos a crack head with a huge boyfriend...
    go knock on the door and be like
    "bitch im gay"
    then walk off
    just my idea
    ...
     
  7. Oct 6, 2007 at 10:21 PM #7
    `sparks

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    Well...do you think you have a chance with her huge boyfriend?
     
  8. Oct 6, 2007 at 10:22 PM #8
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    lmao aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaAAAAAAAAAAAA
    AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
     
  9. Oct 6, 2007 at 10:27 PM #9
    .PROpel

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    lmao, that's hilarious.
     
  10. Oct 7, 2007 at 5:08 AM #10
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    Wait, you're smoking pot at a friends house, whos mom is a ------ing crackhead?


    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
     
  11. Oct 7, 2007 at 5:45 AM #11
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    you just made my day
     
  12. Oct 7, 2007 at 5:52 AM #12
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  13. Oct 7, 2007 at 8:05 AM #13
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    lolz, sucks to be u :lol:
     
  14. Oct 7, 2007 at 11:44 AM #14
    Syrex

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    Remember kids,
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    I'm the living example.
     
  15. Oct 7, 2007 at 11:59 AM #15
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    why dont u just go to her and be like, yoo im gay, im not even into bitches like you.. and offer her some weed, and dont forget the munchies, then she will forgive u
     
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