Stupid F**king Neighbors' Kids!

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  1. Amoebassassin

    Amoebassassin Well-Known Member

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    My car ain't the nicest one on the block, but it's mine. :D

    Anyway, I haven't driven at all this weekend, as I've been buzzing around NYC on the train. It's much easier sometimes. My car has been parked around the corner all weekend because parking in my area of Brooklyn is atrocious, and a parking spot in a garage is a bit out of my price range at the moment.

    So I get home today, and find my car completely covered in varied colors of silly string. I initially laughed it off, until I realized that this must of been some magical silly string made with F**KING CEMENT!!!!!

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    I spent four f**king hours scrubbing my car down, getting all of this crap off of my mirrors, my hood, my sunroof. The little b****rds even sprayed this crap into my wheel wells.

    The moral of this story.

    Children of neighbors are evil and need to be eliminated.
     
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    With that said, put a target on your windsheild and the next time you see them, use it. Oh, and if you miss, use your doors.
     
  3. Amoebassassin

    Amoebassassin Well-Known Member

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    That's not a bad idea. My car does need a new paint job.

    *chin rubbage*
     
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    use those window writer marker and say
    "you little ------s cant ------ with me"
    then they get scared
     
  5. Amoebassassin

    Amoebassassin Well-Known Member

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    The thing is, I am an athiest, living on a block where I am the only person who isn't Hasedic. I"m starting to think they don't want me in their neighborhood. It must me the death metal I blast out of my bedroom window. :D
     
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    Haha, lol. Hilarious kids. :P
     
  7. .ArctiC.

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    you got pwnd
    kidding
    i doubt it's because athiest. then again, i never had a hasedic as a neighbour. (in fact, until today i never heard of them. i had to google)
     
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    Lol made me laugh. Nothing you can do to really stop it though, unless you set up a camera or somthing find out who they are and either report them to the police or take revenge ^_^
     
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    You could always return the favor and spray it all over their house :).
     
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    wow, man theres kids on my neighboorhood doing graffiti, i cant wait to get my hands on them when my hip is better, im gonna slowly but slowly break every finger.
     
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    lmao that sucks man. My bros car got the door handled filled with that face cream stuff while he was at work one day.
     
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    wow, that gave me some inspiration.
     
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    Looks like a gas glock airsoft gun to me. You'll need something heavier. Just silly string the kids.

    With an AK-47.
     
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    you can always get back at them with paintball guns :)
     

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