Stupid Idiot Callnig My House

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  1. KinXiom

    KinXiom Well-Known Member

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    Well im trying to enjoy my breakfest than


    RIIING, Hey is this jiffy lube,
    No sorry you have the wrong number.

    Ok so yea he got the wrong number everyone does.


    RIIIIING, Hey is tis jiffy lube i need a smmog check.
    sir i think you got the wrong number again.

    mhmm maybe you know twice is a mistake but i mean come on.

    RIIIING RIIIING (holy **bleep**) Hai is this jiffy lube
    YES THIS IS JIFFY LUBE HOW MAY I HELP YOU! ( screamed) I also had an electric drill next to me gonig off alot lolol
    Oh i was wondering do i need to make an appointment for a smog check
    oh no its jsut first come first serve basis sir *drill*
    Oh so when do you guys open
    oh we open at 10:30 (first thing that came to my mind) Then i look at the clock and its barely 10 i like >.<
    Oh wow... well.. ugh... thanks


    :)

    Just thougth to share this story, anyone else get annoying phone calls like this
     
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    OKAY I'LL STOP.
     
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    I once got asked to answer questions about PMS.

    I lol'd.
     
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    Im sure you had all the answers for the caller asking for PMS dior... :mellow:
     
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    Actually, as I lol'd I hung up.

    True story.
     
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    I've had someone calling to ask about my sexlife, I gave him a conversation he won't easily forget :lol:

    something with chickens....
     
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    She messed it up

    its messed up lol
     
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    It happend to my brother once. Every hour someguy kept calling and saying the same thing over and over again. He was saying and I quote, " Hi, my name is Jeffrey." He kept calling untill my brother got fed up and starting cursing at him and stuff. A week later the guy calls and apologizes and my brother laughs and hangs up.

    It was pretty funny at the time but now when I think about it, that guy needs a life.
     

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