twatty bollocks saggy baggys f.u.c.k faced retard up yours arsehole f.u.c.k you slag bag/whore bag f.u.c.ktard saggy fanny fat four eyed, double chined, hairy arsed, c.u.n.tin beer belly b.a.s.t.a.r.d f.u.c.k a duck sheep shagger etc
I am drunk right now, and that it the funniest thing that I have ever heard. and mine is either s-hit puddle or s-hit pickle