Omfg my favorite one has to be. After finding out from his wife that his two year old son has just urinated on the rug, Peter asks his wife, "d-d-do I hit him" I used it in one of my essays for school so it's all technical ><
Peter Griffin to Mr. Pewtershmittalking about Lois)She may be worth a million dollars to you...But she's worthless to me...
Peter: Stewertist the plane just made my beer spill i want a free one stewertist:sir all your beers have been free, all 9 of them Pteer: And don't you forget it frenchy.. now bring me another one and get outta my way the movie is starting...
When peter becomes a fisher man Daggermouth: "hold on a minute these old fashion pistols take about 10 minutes to loud" *Joe gets the harpoon with his legs and yells "peter", then the gun hits peter* Peter: "Don't throw things at me Joe"
Airline Attendant: Mr. Griffin, your fort is ready, even though no one else on this flight has any pillows... Peter: Alright! *Peter climbs in and then reaches out to put a "No Girls Allowed" sign on the front* I love Family Guy. I have quotes I like more, but I cant think of any at 2AM, so I will get back to this thread later with more amazing quotes.
