Favorite Family Guy Quotes?

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  1. Phat Albert

    Phat Albert Well-Known Member

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    I hate that show now. Too many people watch it, and all the kids in my school who watch it, are the fat weird kids who think they are funny when they arent.
     
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    LOL they ruin it for you..
     
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    "Where just gonna put a little bush right there"
    "And if you tell anyone, i will cut you"
     
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    SHUT UP

    o dont worry i wont hurt you.
     
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    Stewie:(to meg) hey porker...yes im calling you a porker and theres nothing you can do about it, because im in my invincible Cereal box fortress

    Stewie:( to brian)Hey drunkie, yes im calling you a drunkie and...
    Brian: *WACK*
     
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    my favorite is dad look they even have games in the bathroom! i won a balloon :P
     
  7. Garrett

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    heres my favority, i think its on the first ever episode:
    They are in court, and peter gets sentenced tp 6 months or so in prison, and everybody in turn is saying "oh no!" until the cool aid man burst through the wall and yells "OH YEAAH!!" and after everybody stares at him for awile, he just backs out... its so funy!
     
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    Yes, I blame TBS, Fox and Global for that. The show is still good but I agree with what you're saying.
     
  9. OmNiA

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    hahah that was from the Paul Tucket-Pat episode when he got the golden scroll and was running home.. haha
     
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    [​IMG] :P
     
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    one of my many favorites ( some already said) one was... with that old man.. when chris is a paperboy.. i got a tip for you in my pocket, if you'll reach on in there you can have it..

    Chris:Ok but i don't take get your payment itl lthe end of the month.


    **Next Day**

    Old Guy: Hey boy do you like popsickles?
    Chris: BOY DO I!
    Old Guy: Well i hav ea whole freezer full of them in my basement
    Chris: No thanks i have to deliver papers * mutters to self... queer*
    *Chris rides off*
    Old Guy: Get your fat ass back here...
     
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    hilarious
     
  13. OmNiA

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    Garret your right that is from the first episode... that one is hilarious
     
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    "this is what lando forbids"
     
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    Lois: Together we can do anything: face any foe, overcome any obstacle.
    Peter: Yeah, climb any mountain, rent any video, dial any phone. And not just our phone, Lois, other people's phones. Decent phones, God-fearing phones, phones that everybody else gave up on, but we knew better because we were a team!
    Brian: What the hell are you talking about?

    unbeatable comedy.
     

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