If You Could Be Any Super Hero..

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  1. charming

    charming Well-Known Member

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    who would you be and why? ^_^

    [this can include manga heroes aswell =) ]

    i'd be either V from V for Vendetta or Ken from Fist Of the North Star purely because they're the coolest super heroes alive obv
     
  2. FTWrath

    FTWrath Well-Known Member

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    If I could be a Superhero,
    I would be Awesome Man.
    I'd fly around the world fighting crime
    According to my Awesome Plan.
    And if I saw criminals trying to lie
    Hurting other people and making them cry
    I'd haul them off to jail in my Awesome Van.
    Because I would be Awesome Man.

    (Now some criminals want you to be a criminal, and they offer you things like drugs and alcohol, but we know what to do kids, we just say no.)

    If I could be a Superhero,
    I would be Drug-Free Boy.
    Telling the world of the evils of drugs,
    and the lives that they destroy.
    And all of the junkies getting so high
    With their needles and bongs and sticks made of thai
    I'd burn them alive and I would squeal with joy.
    Cause I would be Drug-Free Boy.

    If I could be a Superhero,
    I]d be Immigration Dude
    I'd send all the foreigners back to their homes
    For eating up all of our food
    For taking our welfare and best jobs to boot
    Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit
    I'd pass lots of laws to get rid of their brood
    Becasue I would be Imigration Dude.

    (Kids, you can make up your own superhero. If you could, who would you be?)

    If you could be a Superhero,
    Would you be Justice Guy?
    Making sure people get what they deserve,
    Especially women who lie
    Like if a wife left her huband with three kids and no job
    To run off to f---ing Hawaii with some doctor named Bob
    You could skin them and drain them of blood til they die
    Especially Bob
    Then you would be Justice Guy

    Or you could be subtle, I didn't mean to be vague
    Give her Mad Cow disease; let him die of the plague
    As long as they suffer for their terrible lie
    Especially Bob
    Then you would be Justice Guy.
    Then you would be a Superhero, like me.
     
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    Morv
     
  4. XxCarbinexX

    XxCarbinexX Well-Known Member

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    The Punisher. And not the ----ty punisher from the movie.
     
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    I'd be kennedy man

    and my theme song would be like

    "kennedy man kennedy man is the herroooo
    He knows stuff anf hes a heeeeroooooooo
    Kennedy is so sexyyyyyyy"





    AAAAAHHHHFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
     
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    th3b3st New Member

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    super man
     
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    SPIDERPIG!
     
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    damn you, i saw this topic and i went to get the video off youtube.

    well i would be immigration dude...

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=ks-U9NOdGh8
    (starts at like 4:54)
     
  9. Pulse.

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    i 2nd that one ^_^
     
  10. l0nleystranger

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    3rd Simpson's movie ftw.
     
  11. 0racle

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    FTW
     
  12. ikky

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    Wolverine.....
     
  13. Zohair

    Zohair Formerly zohBOT

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    Spider Man OR Hulk.. With great power comes great responsibility ^_^

    Or maybe:

    SMEX GURU
     
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    Err... I don't want to be a super hero =|
     
  15. Zohair

    Zohair Formerly zohBOT

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    :P No you have to be or else we will expel you from Smex Group :P
     

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