The Gamerenders Story

Discussion in 'Spam Heaven' started by DraveN, Jul 27, 2007.

  1. DraveN

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    is indeed a woman,DraveN steps back in surprise and says to Hitman "your powers are very powerful my young padawan for you are a female but you still have the facial hair of a man"with that hitman try's to attack Our mighty Hero DraveN,but is foiled due to the shear strength,power and agility of him,and the fact that his loyal and beautiful princess Gurly is a professional ass kicker.Hitman falls to the floor defeated as DraveN stands over him laughing....
     
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    Hitman simply shoots draven and takes dravens powers laughing at dravens defeat muhahahah!
     
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    The only thing Hitman didn't knew was that DraveN got blessed with ancient Admin anti-bullet powers which you might have already guessed means that he can reflect bullets like Neo from the Matrix. But instead of returning the bullets to Hitman to defeat him once for all, he spared his life and allowed him to live his life in shame.
     
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    hm well i defeated draven pages back but he doesnt not admit it since i beheaded him :D so therefore as of today there will be 2 factions - the resistance and the draven fantasy evil land

    < Resistance :D
     
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    Meanwhile Untitled sneaks up of DraveN and Logic and steal's his teddy bear back right before they brand him with evil. Untitled then unleashes an uber teddy-bear like attack and DraveN soils himself and Logic runs like a litte school girl. *giggle*
     
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    MUhahaha me and Untitled Laugh :D
     
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    Now feeling angry at <HITMAN for laughing at him, while moments ago sparing his life. DraveN attacks <HITMAN with.....
     
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    a leaf and hitman Slices him with his Sword hehehe
     
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    but unknown to <HITMAN, the leaf was smothered in a deadly poison, which will give him a fever within 2 hours, and explode his lungs 24 hours after that, and the only way to save himself is to embark on a quest to find the Antidote of Orangeaantioppliusys [Oh-ran-gee-aint-iope-lee-you-sis] hidden in the dungeons of Papermache the Dragon WarLord.
     
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    HAHAHAHA ^^^


    Quietly Hitman grabs the item and runs he makes it succesfully while HITMAN gets PaperMaches weak ness and uses it on him it is...
     
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    white roses. Little does he know, this information came from a follower of the Dragon Warlord, and is completely incorrect. In fact the only way to kill the Dragon Warlord, is to impale yourself upon his tail spike, of your own accord.

    Meanwhile, Hydrogen heals DraveN's wound with the orb of mysql and they set out together to create an anti-<HITMAN army. They recruit, Logicaly, Zohair, Nicasus and many more and alliance themselves with Papermache the Dragon Warlord....

    The Dragon Warlord also casts a spell upon <HITMAN to make him unable to post until post numbers 117 and 118 have been made.
     
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    Untitled and his towel fan club(see this thread) then jump up from the microwave and covers Papermache's face, rendering unable to post untill post number #120 has been posted!! Meanwhile untitled grabs hitmain from near death and brings him back to life, he signed an agreement to be a loyal towel love for life.
     
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    HITMAN/Mike Signs and Untitled are now together
     
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    Ooooohhh baby!!!
     
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    Hitman Walks over to the King ( DraveN ) and Princess ( Gurly ) lets em free ( they run away )
     

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