1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it? 2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? 3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? 4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? 5. On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "one slice"? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot? 6. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? 7. Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try? 8. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures? 9. Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear? 10. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" 11 Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? 12. Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed? 13. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? 14. How come we never hear father-in-law jokes? 15. If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it? 16. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
10. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" Because we're trying to be polite? And it makes some sence. No reason getting angry on it, you'll start a discussion if you get angry and show it. Plus it makes you look impatient and nervous to all the rest who are watching. 15. If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it? I don't have a wife, but... I can agree with that. The reason people don't do it is because not much people like to be teached. Learn, yes, being teached, no. And that would make your wife right and perhaps you'd feel bad after? Anyways... "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." (Albert Einsten). Nice topic! I'd like to know all there is to know about people, it'd come in handy. And it would make me know myself better too. All people are alike.
^ You don't need to answer stupid but hilarious questions mate, don't get serious! Just an advice ^_^ I love them
Why okay, but I can't say I had something better to do at the time! Thanks for the advice. :lol: Yea I guess I could have ruined the good mood in the topic and have turned it into something serious. What have I done?
