Alright guys lets have some fun and laughter, share all the nice and awesome hilarious jokes in this thread.. I will start by the following 2 friends were camping out one night, when all of the sudden one of them jumps up screaming, "A SNAKE JUST BIT ME ON THE TIP OF MY PENIS!!". The other friend said, "don't worry, I am going to town to find a doctor, I will be right back!". So he goes to town, and finally finds a doctor. "Doctor!! My friend just got bit by a snake!!!" the friend says. "It's ok", the doctor says, "all you have to do is suck the poison out.". The friend says thank you, and runs back to the camp site. The injured friends asks, "WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY? WHAT DID HE SAY?" the other friend replies, "doctor said you gonna die!"
wow that's ------ing weird , out of all the videos i was gonna post that next!!! Didn't even see urs!
An old man tottered into a lawyer's office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving Lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?" "I'm eighty-four, " answered the old man. "Eighty-four! And how old is your wife?" "My wife is eighty-one. " "And how long have you been married?" ,said the lawyer "Next September we will complete sixty-two years." "Married for sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?" The man answered calmly, "Because, Enough is Enough." Merged Post: A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods; When one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; His eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, and then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?" Merged Post: Watch this Video http://youtube.com/watch?v=2MOMl1yFnKo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Y4keqTV6 That guy has one laugh out of thousands, lol! -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_B2gPfxJKs A commercial
