O snap. I didnt think it was because of the last line about killing laughter and ends life. Guess it was a lucky guess. Post up the next one!!
A man lives on the 50th floor. When returning home, this man takes the elevator to the 20th floor and walk the rest of the way up by stairs. Other nights, he would take the elevator straight up to the 50th floor. Why does he do this?
That's easy, he was shot, the murderer rewinded the tape. Cause if he was dead, before the shot, then the detective should have rewinded the tape.
A man runs away from home and takes three lefts. He returns home to see two masked men. Who are the masked men and why was the man running away from home?
HE'S RUNNING AROUND BASES IN BASEBALL!!! Damn I finally figured out a riddle. EDIT: Masked men: UMPIRE and CATCHER. He was running because he got a hit/homerun? EDIT2: My riddle: A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, “that’s nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no type of equipment or air pockets!” The magician told the kid if he could do that, he’d give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?