you should let him look at how much of an idiot he portrays himself to be and then just repeat the simple phrase.... "HEY YOU! OUT OF THE GENE POOL! YOUR DONE FOR THE CENTURY" then for an added bonus cut his balls off so his idiocratic sperm can no longer flow in the mix of making a child.
That made me lol xDDDDD 1. Use a condom... that is a simple answer.... 2. The likely hood of creating a child is actually very low, not quite 1/100, but more like 1/25. And for him.... considering how much of an idiot he is, his sperm prolly couldn't find that egg EVER, so I think he's already out of the gene pool.
There is ATLEAST 1 fact for every idiot on the internet. Because it's a FACT that, that person is an idiot.
This thread made me lol. Some people should be banned from breeding. The women in porn are on birth control tablets to stop them getting pregnant, your girl "Friends" won't be. So your idiotic friend will soon have a baby, I can't wait to hear what story about sex he gives his kids.
If it is true, he realy is a retard... Me, for myself... i just think its a nice joke. :lol: :lol: the way you tell it, sounds fake :blink:
lol!! "hello mr and mrs's x ummm your son well he is a moron and thinks that babys fall out of the sky, so was woundering if you could just warn him about, well you know, sex. thanks good bye" not guna work out really is it?
Tell him to pull out, and stop being so sadly retarded. Either that, or you can give him a cold swift kick in the balls to knock some sense into him, and hopefully ------ up his manhood to the point he's sterile.
I am trying to write something useful, but I can't think in anything now. :huh: If he's so retarded as you made him seem, the only way for him to learn something is for himself... I think advices are usless. Maybe. I don't know. I never dealed with someone so dumb. xD If you want to, just follow him everywhere. Hey, theres an idea. Just go with him everywhere for the whole day. 24/7, follow him where ever he goes. Make sure he doesn't get anywhere near sex. That should do it for a while, until he gets a brain. Can't think of anything better tbh. =(