You Leanr Something New Everyday...

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  1. GuitarGuru

    GuitarGuru Well-Known Member

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    In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent

    of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to

    have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that

    they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had

    F.U.C.K. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it.
     
  2. SomeThingCreepy

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    worms like to eat ice cream
    snakes have sex with their chins
    online poker is going to be legalized
    women are lucky for having full body orgasms
     
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    Wizard of Oz Problem?

    In Baltimore, Maryland, it is not legal to take a lion to the movies.

    In Staten Island, New York, You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.

    Bearded Lady Arrested!

    In Oxford, Ohio, it is unlawful for a woman to appear in public while unshaven. This includes legs and face.

    China Gets One Right!

    According to a law in China, you must be intelligent to go to college.

    Guess the guy who wrote this did NOT go to college.

    Not in Topeka

    In Topeka, Kansas, servers are forbidden to serve wine in teacups.

    Soup and a Beer, Please...

    In the fine state of Nebraska, it is not legal for a tavern owner to serve beer unless a nice kettle of soup is also brewing.

    In Riverside, California, kissing on the lips, unless both parties wipe their lips with carbonized rose water, is against the local health ordinance. (Someone needed to be kissed!)

    In Ocean City New York, It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town.

    An Illinois state law requires that a man's female companion shall call him "master" while out on a date. The law does not apply to married couples.

    I have no comment.

    In Los Angeles, California, it is not legal to bathe two babies at the same time in the same tub.

    In Carmel, New York, a man cannot be seen in public while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.

    In the grand city of Ottumwa, Iowa, it is illegal for any man, within the corporate city limits, to wink at any female with whom he is "unacquainted."

    No Cubans For Kitty!

    In Zion, Illinois, it is illegal for anyone to give cats, dogs, or other domesticated animals a lighted cigar.

    * NY State Laws A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
    * It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
    * A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
    * The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
    * A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his or her pocket.
    * While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
    * Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M.
     
  4. Galione

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    lmfao

    in utah it's illegal to drive on the freeway while eating a doughnut, all other foods don't apply.

    in utah it's illegal for a man to have many wives unless a lisence is purchased.
     
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    Bull, i do all that like everyday
     
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    They sound fake or really old and the cops don't care.
     
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    That the 2nd world war is over
     
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    Hahah wow, best one yet.
     
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    The brain has it's own THC receptor.

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    The brain produces it's own THC in only small amounts.

    THC being the active chemical in marijuana.
     
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    o believe me you can make it i happen, fins are a problem but you can get past em.
     
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    i learnt that when u sleep u grow
     
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    Dementia is severe impairment or loss of intellectual capacity and personality integration, due to the loss of or damage to neurons in the brain.
     
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    The TV show LOST has only 48 episodes left, over 3 seasons.
     
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    Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but he declined

    George Washington grew marijuana in his garden.

    Unlike dogs, pigs, and some other mammals, humans cannot taste water. They taste only the chemicals and impurities in the water.

    When young and impoverished, Pablo Picasso kept warm by burning his own paintings.

    Pain travels through your body at 350 ft. per second.

    Reno, Nevada is actually west of Los Angeles, California.

    More people in China speak English than in the United States.
     
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    China conviniently has 6-7x the amount of people... which makes doing so a much easier task.
     

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