Teen Pregenancy Help My Friend

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  1. 0racle

    0racle Well-Known Member

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    My friend is so retarded he is going to have sex (and he probly will soon all the girls we know are sluts). But he thinks its like a one in 100 chance of getting a girl pregnant and he thinks you both need to orgasm at the same time his whole basis for this is that noone in porn wears condoms he also thinks 18+ on the porn site means penis size in inches how can i help save my friend from being a total moron
     
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    Kick him in the balls....

    REALLY HARD!
    Then he wont be able to get anyone pregnant.
     
  3. frontmill

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    Isn't that what it stands for? :eek:
     
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    XxCarbinexX Well-Known Member

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    Give him a solid slap in the face.
     
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    xlink GR's Tech Enthusiast

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    tell him to get a vasectomy.
     
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    your friend is a moron...


    and frontmill, `18+` means you have to be 18 years or older to see the content. the people you see also have to be over 18
     
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    How old is your friend?

    Tell your friend if he really wants to have sex to be responsible about it and wear a condom, unless he wants to become a father at a very young age and have all the responsibilities that come with having a child.
     
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    ------ him, let her become pregnate then he will learn the hard way.
     
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    Sex in itself isn't "stupid." Depending on how he goes about it, it can be. Tell him to either:
    - use condoms
    - put his girlfriend on birth control (if he has one)
     
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    Some people have to learn the hard way.

    However, it wouldn't be fair on the baby to have a pair of useless parents, but, if you are really worried about your friend, go to his house, and talk to his parents.
     
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    Peace 0ut Well-Known Member

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    Use a condom for ------ sake -.- . . .
     
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    sorry but what a retard, just say he has to use a condom or else he is ------ed. i hope he understands that.
     
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    You can't stop him. If he really think about the 18+ like that, he really is legally retarded. Just wait when the girl is pregnant, and you can say "I told you so".

    That would learn him a lesson, even though it's too late at that time being.
     
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    the best way to help him is, guess, just talk to him. Such a person don't know anything about sex and relationships... he probably watched to much TV and porno...

    Please, tell him all about it, and give him books, magazines etc... cause at the moment, there are a LOT of such a morons who are the cause of all teenage pregnancies
     
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    From what i've read, he is a complete moron.. so he'll probably take the wrong entrance and won't get her pregnant at all.
     

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