Any Spanish Speakers Here?

I have a Spanish project to do and it's really easy (if you know Spanish) I have to write a children's story in Spanish. Their is a rubric tho but if you think you can help talk to me on AIM please, sjw 06 .

 

soy gringo

 

no speako el spanisho. mi cannot geto the language-o.

 

I don't know anything in spanish, i just figured out how to spell my spanish name yesterday and i've been in spanish for 2 years This is a 150 point project and i really need your help guys

 

I can do it, I don't have AIM though.

 

*looks at location*

 

buenos dias senor.

Yo soy est muchos banditos por favor. Este donde la esquireda.

I took spanish 1 year like 6 years ago, i can string together random words.

 

Ok, i will pm both you two that posted tommorow

Do any of you have MSN?

 

No, but damn I wish I took Spanish instead of French.. sounds so much better and seems easier.

 

OK, amigo... solo dime en que es lo que deseas que te ayude y yo lo hago. Yo si se español desde pequeño, pq nací en Puerto Rico, así que si necesitas ayuda, enviame un PM.

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Ok, my friend... just tell me how I can help you and I'll do it. I know spanish since I was little because I was born in Puerto Rico so if you need help send me a PM.

 

Yo man. Just go to www.freetranslation.com and write your story in englsh and just translate it.

 

I can only curse in Spanish...
I can't speak it well though, I had it for one year on school.

 

Si. Desayuno. En la playa.

Sounds a lot like my Spanish classes. We'd string together random words and/or use the English with an -o to piss the teacher off. Mispronounciation was always a plus.

Bienvendios a Guatamala, adonde tenemos enanos alemanes bailandos con sombreros grandes.

Welcome to Guatamala, where we have dancing German midgets with big hats.

 

That's what i always do whenever the teacher walks by lol, i just talk Spanglish.

And i can't use Free Translations for this one because we need to conjugate.