''Nobody minds being cruel once in a while, but how disgraceful it is to be ridiculous!'' -Moliere That's one of my fav (Btw it's translated from French)
"Guys Guys i think i hited the jackpot Ok ok what do you think of me putting butter penis in my mouth omg that will show that he is gay" "No dude that shows that your gay, putting someone penis in your mouth makes you gay" LMFAO Southpark =)
I have a bunch on my facebook, mostly funny ones ( At least to me ) "I wish my sis had pig, she fat like ZOO!" - Anonymous (found in Japan Town) "I wish me pass High School" - Anonymous (found in Japan Town) "I R so smrt, S-M-R-T!" - Homer J "Wait! Thats not how you spell smrterest!" - Ian (Summer School) "Wait! Why doesn't the Camera Man Do something?!?!?" - Ian (Summer School) "I R guD Riter;" - Me "Can I get any of you ------s a drink?" - Shaun of the Dead "kthxbai" - Lots of fags on the interweb "Every Fawking Friday!" - Jack Wang "Are you drinking 1% because you think your fat?!?!? Well...because you could drink whole if you wanted too" - Napoleon Dynamite
"You also agree that you will not use these products for ... the development, design, manufacture, or production of missiles, or nuclear, chemical, or biological weapons." - From the actual iTunes End User License Agreement. Really, I'm going to use iTunes to make missiles, am I the only one that noticed the "Buy missiles" tab in the iTunes store? "Men of Tanith, I ask you, do you want to live forever!?" - Favorite quote of the Tanith That ones not really funny...I just think it's kinda cool... Oh wow I can't believe I didn't remember this: "...for us comrade, there is no ground for us beyond the Volga." - Vassili Zaitsev
Women are like cars, everyone want's to end up in a Ferrari or Lambourghini, but we all have to begin with a little DAF. (translated from dutch, one of my friends used it to explain life ).
