If I Was Admin At Gr ..

Discussion in 'Spam Heaven' started by .rockstar, Apr 8, 2007.

  1. Acid Gambit

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    I would become drunk with power and try to conquer the world. I would also move this to "off-topic"
     
  2. [.BC.] Voltage

    [.BC.] Voltage Well-Known Member

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    haha, alot of greedy people here.. :P

    "i would make World peace" :P

    no, seriously.. i would ban rippers and done the job i was supposed to do..
     
  3. Marforce

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    If you were an admin? I hope you would be able to figure out where this topic should go...

    Good thing that isn't in the future :tongue:
     
  4. Phili G

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    so giving yourself 100 million creds would make you rich... I hope you were kidding haha
     
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    give dem admin

    make a new sub forum:
    Style Whored Tags
     
  6. UV Street

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    open up the staff porn folder to everyone.
     
  7. .rockstar

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    ^ LOL ^
     
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    And so bluefalcon, after receiving the luck of a Leprechaun, became the administrator of the very awesome GameRenders.com. He woke up as any other day, but with his newly received powers, and his increasing amounts of boredom, he decided to take some acid, and with that, GR went to hell.

    He began by telling all the moderators to "STFU" and "GTFO" and demoted them/banned them. He used the money that was donated for the site to buy random crap off of eBay, while also buying random online prostitutes.

    Next, bluefalcon being the kind fool he was, banned everyone who thought Falcons weren't awesome, and somehow managed to make a banner of over 20 dead people in it, all with random screennames of the banned users above their heads. How he was able to do any of this under the influence of acid still is debated 'til this day.

    After banning, humiliating, buying porno, bluefalcon made a gigantic, beautiful piece, with big letters all across it saying, "IM IN UR BASE, KILLIN UR MANS" and banned everyone who commented it, whether it was a "lol dats funny" or "I quite honestly envisage a better piece of lettering than that one."

    After randomly banning people, he created a thread saying "lyk, omg, dese r da ppl hoo r gheyyyyyyyyy lolololololololol" and put their names down.

    He then continually banged his head on his keyboard, took more acid, passed out, and when he woke up, he deleted GameRenders thinking it was a homosexual pornographic site. The End.
     
  9. Marforce

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    WTF Swat said he was the only one using it for that purpose... We asked him to stop, but he's addicted...
     
  10. .rockstar

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    ^lol^ you guys are really making me laugh.

    well if I was the next logic or gurly ... i would get a sex change, to a female. OH! lol just playin >.<.

    I dno what I'd do .. I guess continue with the site, i like moderation.
     
  11. BeatdownT

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    If I were Administrator

    Hmm...

    I would probably...

    well...

    Administrate.
     
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    i would ban anyone that posted gay crap in this thread
     
  13. Calvin

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    I'd ban everyone.
     
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    ROFL!
    the ad above made me laugh....
     
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    Owned by Logicaly
     

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