Ever Thought About The Perfect Murder?

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  1. Garrett

    Garrett Well-Known Member

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    eugh its been awhile since ive been back, but it seems things are getting desperate enough to have a message waiting for me when i make a topic..... how many stupid people can their be on the internet anyways?

    anyway, back on topic: have you ever caught yourself thinking about the perfect murder? one where you can kill and succesfully hide the body and/or erase all evidence that could link to you? sometimes when im bored on the bus home from school i find myself thinking about it, and the more you draw a link between it and murders you hear about on tv and the internet, and how they where caught, you almost have to laugh at their stupidity.

    has anyone else ever thought about the perfect murder?
     
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    My next door neighbor. 3rd day on deer season. two stray shots angaled toward my house. The bullets would be modified to throw off forensics but not look suspisous (<TYPO).


    I won't say anything more about it.



    "how many stupid people can their be on the internet anyways?"

    Alot. I just posted my thoughts on killing the local jackass in a public forum where my IP can be easily traced to my home address.
     
  3. ferret

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    Easy. Hire a person to kill said murder-ee, shoot said person in back of head and escape, clean. No paper trail because guns were not registered to me, ammo wasn't bought by me, and nobody to speak with about it.
     
  4. DLoNDoN92

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    I always thought i'd take a boat and go as far out into the ocean I could and drop them..
     
  5. xlink

    xlink GR's Tech Enthusiast

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    detonate a nuke...

    there will be no evidence, I guarantee it
     
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    Elaborate how you're going to get a nuke without people noticing.
     
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    Im not to sure you can get a nuke..
     
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    xlink GR's Tech Enthusiast

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    I can make one...

    trust me...

    I know what I'm doing.

    subatomic physics is a very simple subject of study.

    All you need is some plutonium a flux capacitor and 1.2gigawatts of power and you're set.
     
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    The perfect murder would be to stab a guy in the heart while diving and blame it on a passing sting ray

    wait a minute...
     
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    Heh, great topic but I have definitely thought about it. It would be pretty hard to pull off. Pistol with silencer to the back of the head in a quiet place with nobody around and then exit inconspicuously leaving no evidence... who cares about the body if they can't trace it back to you.
     
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    Heh, great topic but I have definitely thought about it. It would be pretty hard to pull off. Pistol with silencer to the back of the head in a quiet place with nobody around and then leave inconspicuously leaving no evidence... who cares about the body if they can't trace it back to you.
     
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    Things NOT to do-
    Put Gun in Trash,
    Keep Shirt with blood on it,
    Dont Wash Hands-
    Dont dump body in dumpster with a trash bag
    DOES NOONE WATCH CSI?

    Things TO do-
    -Incinerate the body and eat the ashes
    -melt the gun and bullet
    -get plastic surgery to remove finger prints
    -burn all cloths from that day and wash hands 100 times NO resedu or your dead
    -get a lawyer

    edit WTF? it like tripple posted it
     
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    Things NOT to do-
    Put Gun in Trash,
    Keep Shirt with blood on it,
    Dont Wash Hands-
    Dont dump body in dumpster with a trash bag
    DOES NOONE WATCH CSI?

    Things TO do-
    -Incinerate the body and eat the ashes
    -melt the gun and bullet
    -get plastic surgery to remove finger prints
    -burn all cloths from that day and wash hands 100 times NO resedu or your dead
    -get a lawyer

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    Things NOT to do-
    Put Gun in Trash,
    Keep Shirt with blood on it,
    Dont Wash Hands-
    Dont dump body in dumpster with a trash bag
    DOES NOONE WATCH CSI?

    Things TO do-
    -Incinerate the body and eat the ashes
    -melt the gun and bullet
    -get plastic surgery to remove finger prints
    -burn all cloths from that day and wash hands 100 times NO resedu or your dead
    -get a lawyer
     
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    Get some wad of cash, kill person, give money to jury, done.
     
  15. 3rd Eden

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    just murder a random person. who lives about 5000 KM+ away from u and do what 0racle said.
     

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