Hark! Who is that, striding across the tarmac! It is Kovan, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a gutteral bellow, his voice cometh: "As sure as predators devour prey, I bring darkness and mayhem until everything has croaked!!" thats mine
Lo! Who is that, skulking on the terrain! It is RAlex, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He cries apocalyptically: "I'm going to brutalize you like it's a new extreme sport!!!" Sprinting on the plains, attacking with a burning branch, cometh RAlexx! And he gives a gutteral scream: "You in some ---- now, muhfuh! The enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!" Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging out of the tundra! It is RAlegz, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He grunts mightily: "I'm going to clobber you for such a long time, you will drink poison and piss honey!!" Pretty sweet ^.^
Nicasus: Skulking amidst the tarmac, attacking with a reflective halberd, cometh Nicasus! And he gives an ominous scream: "I'm going to hack into your brain, and type rm -rf !" My girlfriend: Hark! Who is that, striding along the tundra! It is Lissa, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! She grunts ominously: "I'm going to pulverize you until Amnesty International campaigns against it!!"
Skulking on the terrain, wielding gilded boxing gloves, cometh Klimax! And he gives a cruel roar: "I'm going to hump you like a wrecking ball!!!"
Lmfao! Skulking across the tundra, clutching a thorned whip, cometh Deathlock! And he gives a spectacular roar: "I'm seriously going to ---- you until time and space have no meaning!!"
My real name's is "In the name of Thor the Mighty, I tear into the enemy until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!"
Bam "Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I destroy all in my path until there is no more hope!!!" Andrew "I'm going to pound you so hard, your timbers will shiver!!"
Lo! Who is that, stalking on the plains! It is Addle Boy, hands clutching a meaty axe! He screams ominously: "I'm going to bruise you until you're bright blue, and plug you into a power plant!" -blue's my favorite color
.Hog: "I'm going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!!" My name: "I'm going to ---- you like a wrecking ball!!" iHog: "I'm going to ---- you beyond the end of time!" Eros: "I'm going to pummel you until you are unable to sit properly!"
For the love of beatings, I tear into the enemy until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!