Pick Up Lines

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  1. Feb 18, 2007 at 5:02 PM #1
    dharmesha13

    dharmesha13 Well-Known Member

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    Ok, this thread is to share pick up lines.They can be funny,romamtic,cheesey,or ones that have actually worked for you.They can be from the internet or ones you made yourself. Remember keep it PG-16. And try not to repeat same ones(Variations are accepted)

    Here are some that i found"


    Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

    Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

    Honey, I'm new in this town do ya think I could have directions to your house?

    Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

    Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

    You've been a bad, bad girl. Now go to my room!

    Please help the homeless. Take me home with you

    Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

    Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

    If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".

    Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

    i don't reccomend using any of these it could result in A. a wierd look B.Slap or C.3ounces of mace in your face
     
  2. Feb 18, 2007 at 5:31 PM #2
    Majin

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    I don't use pick up lines, i just walk up and gently caress their boobs.
     
  3. Feb 18, 2007 at 5:37 PM #3
    Bunky

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    If I was to rearrange the alphabet I would put I and U together.
     
  4. Feb 18, 2007 at 5:48 PM #4
    Buddha

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    just go up and grab her ass the best way
     
  5. Feb 18, 2007 at 7:08 PM #5
    XxCarbinexX

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    "I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long"
     
  6. Feb 18, 2007 at 9:57 PM #6
    Greasy Pete

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    just go up to her and stare at her
     
  7. Feb 18, 2007 at 10:01 PM #7
    Crispitos

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    LOL
    If a guy said that to me, I'd be like ... o_O but I'd say thanks xD
     
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    Slasher

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    ROFL that made me laugh really hard xD
     
  9. Feb 18, 2007 at 10:04 PM #9
    hockeygirl

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    if a guy were to do that to me, id punch him in the face....
     
  10. Feb 18, 2007 at 10:09 PM #10
    Sheik

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    "You remind me of a parking ticket. You've got fine written all over you."

    To this day.. It hasn't worked...
     
  11. Feb 18, 2007 at 10:15 PM #11
    Crispitos

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    Omgoose
    YOu guys... I DARE you to do that to a girl >_>
    I'll promise to visit your cell xP (Not that it would go THAT far, but exaggeration is the key to a happy VERB :D)
     
  12. Feb 18, 2007 at 10:26 PM #12
    c6x Atlas

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    this is a good pick up line.. its worked for me ^_^

    "omg how embarrassing, i was going to wear the same thing tonight"..

    they laugh.. then carry out the conversation :P
     
  13. Feb 18, 2007 at 10:47 PM #13
    beastiekid

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    do you wash your clothes with windex cause i can see myself in your pants
     
  14. Feb 18, 2007 at 11:05 PM #14
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    nice shoes wanna ----?
     
  15. Feb 18, 2007 at 11:08 PM #15
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    You could at least get it right, its "I would put U and I together".
    Making sense while using a horrendous pick up line is always a bonus.
     
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