Kinky Vanlentines Gone Wrong

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  1. iPro

    iPro Senior Member

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    Remember kids, next time a girl wants to get into your pants, she might not want sex, just your blood.
     
  2. XxCarbinexX

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    Those damn vampires.
     
  3. BeatdownT

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    Psh....

    Blood...

    right......


    On the other hand > lol.
     
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    rofl, poor ------- got unlucky
     
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    Sad thing is that its true, my dad works in jail and guess who he saw.. Yes, the kinky vampire mistress..
     
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    sounds like a hawt night
     
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    That women sounds strangely arousing,
     
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    Damn goths.
     
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    at first when i read that she wanted to drink the guy i misinterpretted it as being a more throaty matter if you get what i mean.

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    damn emos
     
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    well im turned on....jk wtf
     
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    LOL throaty matter hahaah
     
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    Nice, wouldnt mind letting her drink my blood.
     
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    Emo...
     
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    FUCKING EVER INSULT ME AGAIN I WILL TRACK YOUR ASS DOWN, RIP OUT YOUR WIND PIPE, RAM IT UP YOUR ASS THEN CUT OFF YOUR BALLS AND FORCE FEED YOU THEM SO YOU'LL DIGEST YOUR OWN BALLS THEN SHIT ALL OVER YOUR BALLS AND YOUR WINDPIPE
     
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    ...someone needs to chill out.

    Sounds like quite the night to me.
     

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