114 Cool Things About Being A Guy

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  1. BeatdownT

    BeatdownT Well-Known Member

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    Lol, cool I got some of mine added :D
     
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    106 - Being able to piss standing up?

    I know so many girls are curious about it xD

    And yeah, we do rule.

    107 - Guys get called a player when they sleep with more than one girl, girls get called... Less compliementry things ;)

    108 - We dont have to carry the baby.

    109 - Our contraception dont look like a glove.

    110 - Masturbation is alot easier and generally accepted for guys.

    Anything else?
     
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    Im male, and know nothing about tanks, so #4 is wrong for me
     
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    And your possibly 10 years old... OR just mentally handicapped.

    I find all of the funny, I find 102- Playing with #101 the best :P
     
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    #92 FTW
     
  6. lllAE86lll

    lllAE86lll GR Since 2005

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    Updated :D
     
  7. XxCarbinexX

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    You should add "Sex is on a man's mind 110% of the time. After that comes sports and the desire to be like Chuck Norris".
     
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    lol, thats funny ^^
     
  9. lllAE86lll

    lllAE86lll GR Since 2005

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    Added :D
     
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    lol you guys, this list seems to be growing each day...also theres plenty on that list that women can do also so nur :P
     
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    I know tanks make things go BOOM!
     
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    We can stand/sit :P
     
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    111. Men don't have to squeeze out watermelons after nine months.
     
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    110 sucks cause no one wants to be ----ing Chuck Norris, he's a twit, remove that ----!
     
  15. XxCarbinexX

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    In that case you must be striving to be like Richard Simmons

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