Pathetic Spam

Discussion in 'Spam Heaven' started by brandon, Jan 10, 2007.

  1. Greasy Pete

    Greasy Pete Senior Member

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    i dont see why they cant just make another account to put the money in...
     
  2. Addle Boy

    Addle Boy Well-Known Member

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    I got one of those letters too... :tongue:

    Greetings to you,

    As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I
    believe everyone will pass on someday everyone eventually has appointment with death. My name is Abdul Razak Kaseem a merchant in Dubai, United Arab Emirate (U.A.E).

    I have been diagnosed with esophageal cancer. It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts (I am in a private ward in a privatehospital here in the United Kingdom). I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone (not even myself) but my business.Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for.

    But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than
    just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. I have willed and given most of my property and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few close friends. I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I have decided to give also to charity organizations,as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore.

    I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and
    distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan; they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contented with what I have left for them.

    The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of $18 Million Dollars that I have with a SecurityCompany
    abroad. I will want you to help me collect/receive this deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations.

    I will like to inform you that for all your time,effort and sincere honesty you will be given 10% of the funds,this is from the depth of my heart.

    I'll be awaiting your quick response.

    Wassallam.
    Abdul Razak Kaseem.
     
  3. desertfox

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    omg me to!

    Dear Friend,

    I am Barrister Peter Van Smith, a solicitor at law. I was the personal
    attorney to Eng, John McPherson, a national of your country who used to work
    with an oil servicing company
    here in Amsterdam-Netherlands after which be referred to as my client.

    Eng, John McPherson 62 years of age made a fixed deposit of fund valued at
    USD$18,500,000 (Eighteen Million,Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars
    Only)
    with a Security Company/Finance Firm here in Europe and unfortunately lost
    his life in an Egyptian charter plane Boeing 737 which crashed into the Red
    Sea early on
    January 3 shortly after taking off from the resort of Sharm el-Sheikh,
    killing all the 135 passengers and 13 crew members aboard, Ref:
    (View: http://english.people.com.cn/200401/04/eng...4_131791.shtml). He
    left no clear beneficiary as Next of Kin except some vital documents
    related to the deposit still in my possession.

    Recently, the governing body of the Security Company/Finance Firm contacted
    me on this matter, requesting that I should notify the next of kin of my
    late client
    to claim the funds and I am yet to provide the Next of Kin to lay claims to
    the Fund. I know that my client had no living next of kin but I went ahead
    and made
    several inquiries to your embassy to locate any of my late clients extended
    relatives but this has proved unsuccessful.Under a clear and legitimate
    agreement with you,
    I seek your consent to present you as the next so that my late client's
    fund will not be confiscated by the Security Company.

    You and I can share the money, you will be entitled to 50% of the total
    fund for your role as the relative and next of kin of my late client, 40%
    for me while 10% is to be marked
    out for any expenses that will be incurred during the clearance or process
    of transfer of the fund to your bank account. Be informed that there is no
    risk involved as all necessary
    legal documents that will be used to back you up as the legal beneficiary
    and next of kin of my late client will be procured.

    All I require is your sincerity, honesty,co-operation and utmost good
    faiths to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be
    executed under a legitimate arrangement
    that will protect you from any breach of the law. Kindly, get in touch with
    me by my e-mail ([email protected]) or telephone to enable us discuss
    further.You may also send
    your telephone number so that I can call you.Do not forget that a
    transaction of this magnitude require utmost confidentiality and sincerity.
    I look forward to your urgent response.

    Thank you,
    Peter Van Smith
    Tel:+31-616 729 060
     
  4. zabiMARU.

    zabiMARU. Well-Known Member

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    aww i want one ;(
     
  5. iDesign

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    If you are seriously that stupid, to post a comment asking how stupid you would have to be to give out your password to me when I posted a sarcastic comment, to say the least. Why would you even start to believe that I'm actually a scammer and want your account.

    Henceforth...

    Since I am I didn't seriously think that you were that stupid to give me your password, when I didn't want it in the first place well, please say something

    Since I took the time to write this letter to you, desertfox.

    Love, your dear friend,
    eyedezine
     
  6. CorruptCop

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    she seems legit.
     
  7. iDesign

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    your mom isnt
     
  8. CorruptCop

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    are you 12?
    your "jokes" are hanus.
     
  9. iDesign

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    How old are you like 40 hanus is like from the 60's

    I'm 15....

    jerk!
     
  10. .Shady

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    LOL coz im sexy ROFL
     
  11. iDesign

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    Your only sexy if you have 460 songs on your fake ipod.
     
  12. CorruptCop

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    major insult 'funny' man.
     
  13. iDesign

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    I wasn't trying to insult you but if that is the way you are going to take it then take it that way, but there is no need to be an idiot about it.
     
  14. CorruptCop

    CorruptCop Well-Known Member

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    no need. just trying to spice up the topic a bit.
    lol
     
  15. iDesign

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    as am I.
     

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