Pathetic Spam

Discussion in 'Spam Heaven' started by brandon, Jan 10, 2007.

  1. brandon

    brandon Well-Known Member

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    HELLO FRIEND,

    Good day and Compliments, I am writing this letter in confidence believing that if it is the wish of God for you to help me and my family, God almighty will bless and reward you aboundantly and you would never regret this.

    My family and I are true Christians and worship God truthfully.I got your contact during my search for this assistance. I am a female student from University Burkina Faso, Ouaga. I am 25 yrs old. I'd like any person who can be caring, loving and home oriented. I will love to have a long-term relationship with you and to know more about you.

    I would like to build up a solid foundation with you in time coming if you can be able to help me in this transaction. Well,my father died earlier two months ago and left I and my junior brother behind. He was a king, which our town citizens titled him over sixteen years before his death. I was a princess to him and I am the only person who can take care of his wealth now because my junior brother is still young and my mother is not literate
    enough to know all my father's wealth.

    He left the sum of USD 7.5M (Seven Million, Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars)in a security company.This money was annually paid into my late fathers account from Shell petroleum development company(spdc)and chevron oil company operating in our locality
    for the compensation of youth and community development in our jurisdiction. I don't know how and what I will do to invest this money somewhere in abroad, so that my father's kindred will not take over what belongs to my father and our family, which they were planning to do without my consent because I am a female as stated by our culture in the town.

    Now,I urgently need your humble assistance to move this money from the security company to your bank account, That is why I felt happy when I saw your contact because I strongly believe that by the grace of God, you will help me invest this money wisely. I am ready to pay 30% of the total amount to you if you help us in this transaction and another 10% interest of Annual After Income to you, for handling this transaction for us,which you will strongly have absolute control over it.

    If you can handle this project sincerely and also willing to assist me in lifting this fund, kindly reach me.Please, note that this transaction is 100% risk free and I hope to commence the transaction as quick as possible,I will send you my picture as soon as I hear from you for recognition.

    Yours sincerely,

    PRINCESS QUEEN EDWARDMS).

    this is the second 1 of these gay spam mails i got i mean seriously how could any1 believe this ---- is legit

    any1 else get this ---- ?
     
  2. klimax

    klimax Well-Known Member

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    go home
     
  3. Lefthanded

    Lefthanded Gentlemen of Leisure

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    o_O
     
  4. madmav

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    Please, note that this transaction is 100% risk free.





    She said please, go for it! Share the wealth!
     
  5. brandon

    brandon Well-Known Member

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    lol mav i expected u to flame me and i heart luminos to say what u said :(

    im confused
     
  6. klimax

    klimax Well-Known Member

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    idk anyone called i heart luminos
     
  7. Chamillitary Mayn

    Chamillitary Mayn Well-Known Member

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    its a scam. lol i get those all the time. why would a princess be emailing you
     
  8. brandon

    brandon Well-Known Member

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    coz im sexy
     
  9. desertfox

    desertfox Well-Known Member

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    I got like 2 in the past week. One from the like bank of england and another one that I forgot.
     
  10. .//XeN-

    .//XeN- Well-Known Member

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    According to your sig, someone in AG is called that. How curious.

    >_>

    But srsly, /care?
     
  11. iDesign

    iDesign Senior Member

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    If you type in your password in comes out like *******!



    EDIT: Disclaimer: Don't actually do it
     
  12. desertfox

    desertfox Well-Known Member

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    Really?

    lollerskates123

    How come I see I dont see *'s?
     
  13. iDesign

    iDesign Senior Member

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    Because you suck at life.
     
  14. i hate apples

    i hate apples Senior Member

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    Yeah, its definately because your sexy.

    Let her do it and you might get laid too...

    lol

    ktanksbai

    BECAUSE THIS IS DEFIANTELY NOT A SCAM!!! CUZ SHE IS CHRISTIAN!!!
    (not meant to offend anyone)
    i.o.w dun --Rep me :D
     
  15. desertfox

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    If you seriously thought I was that stupid to give out my password well, im not even going to say anything.
     

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