Any Fighters Here?

Discussion in 'Spam Heaven' started by [.Xero.], Jan 8, 2007.

  1. beastiekid

    beastiekid Well-Known Member

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    just throw m-80's at him. duh. if you dont have any just get some ninja star's and just throw randomly at his face. if you dont have any of those i would suggest any thing with some weight to it. if all else fails just get a kitchen knife and stab him in the jugular.


    dont do anything i just said.
     
  2. DiabloDj1

    DiabloDj1 Well-Known Member

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    Hide.

    Under your parents bed.
     
  3. ShotokanTiger

    ShotokanTiger Well-Known Member

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    You're fourteen, do you expect to learn martial arts over night?
    Give me a break, you make it sound so easy.
     
  4. Div

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    im not expecting him to go overnightninja but the biggest reason nubs get owned is because they try techniques they see without really knowing how the work, atleast this way he wont completely noob out.
     
  5. [.Xero.]

    [.Xero.] Well-Known Member

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    Arready have a general jist of it, thanks.

    Wouldja like to see my brown belt?

    The system I was in was useless for any techniques really, until blackbelt+
     
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    Logicaly Senior Member

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    No system is useless until blackbelt+, because everything you learn before your black belt in martial arts are core techniques that are then later used in more advance techniques. Even the simpliest of moves from white belt, can be of great help when it comes to defending yourself.
     
  7. ShotokanTiger

    ShotokanTiger Well-Known Member

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    It's like me making a thread with the following:
    "plzz help me asap, theres an army approaching my house with lots of tanks and ----, they'll be here in like 2 hours, in the meantime i need someone to tell me how to make a nuclear bomb, i allready know how to hold a gun so it's no prob"
     
  8. Majin

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    It is where i'm from, but we just knife each other as self defense.
     
  9. XxCarbinexX

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    Do what I would do, just drink gallons of coffee to stay up, be sure to have a durable, blunt, yet effective weapon at your side. Look out of the window for him, and be sure he doesn't see you. If he shows up, just walk out there and give him hell. Or shoot him with a pellet rifle.

    He's not an arsonist, is he? Because then you should just shoot him dead :P
     
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    were u from ?

    yah drug addicts really are bad my friend got stabbed to death by a drug addict towards the end of last year

    but yeah i re-comend a golf-club or a bat ad if not just a regular metal pole hit him in the ribs or the knee-caps but if you really wanna do him over hit him in the head but NOT the temple
     
  11. Majin

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  12. jozaE

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    uhm. youre 14? who do you live with if you dont mind me asking. you dont live alone so why dont u just tell the person you live with. and i really doubt he wants to throw it down over some stupid song lyrics. cmonnn man
     
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    Wow..

    Div thanks for the tips rofl im sure they will come in handy sometime ;) :lol:

    as for you xero, only thing i can think off is gettin some mates to help you out frighten him a bit? i dunno man sorry..
     
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    Jaysus Christ Div, tryin to teach him how to defend himself or murder the poor ----er?
     
  15. SF .Joel

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    Yeah, i do boxing, i don't really know much about street fights and such...but if you manage to crack him in ribs hard enough, he will be pretty fked because if he's a drug addict and a smoker, it should take him out, if not go for countless punches in the throat and the throat, enough to get him off, not kill him...

    OR like Lennox suggested, you'd be best of phoning the police, make sure it's at least 3 hours earlier then expected....Good Luck mate.
     

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