Any Fighters Here?

Discussion in 'Spam Heaven' started by [.Xero.], Jan 8, 2007.

  1. [.Xero.]

    [.Xero.] Well-Known Member

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    Well, I've been suckerpunched, Thrown around, bitched at, used, beat up, and fought against, but I'm not ready for what happened today. I got an email at 1:15AM, from my bros stepbrother with the following:
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    damn it man u have no clue what fair is what life and death is!  
     
    to stare hell in the face and get pull back by the hand of heaven!
     
    if u really want to know what it's like to have air cut off then come see me any time!
     
    because you kids think u got knowledge of it all but your full of it by beiing pampered by your mother!
     
    my mother dont even care if i am dead or alive, actually prefer me dead!
     
    so dont talk ---- about the real world because you have never even seen blood or even shed it for that matter and if you think i am talkin' ---- i'll find you and drop you faster than a possum infront of satan!   so eat these words or shut and shut the hell up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    He does drugs, and drinks bleach, and is a huge fighter, and theres no way I can outdo him with brute strength. He WILL come after me, I expect it to be tonight, he'll expect me to be sleeping, however if not, are there any other experienced fighters who can give me advice as to how to get him down quickly. Any ideas?

    Note: This was all because I had song lyrics from Fort Minors 'Slip out the Back', "I dont need to tell you that life isnt fair, it doesn't care, it arbitrairily cuts off your air".

    Note II: The idiot is 19.
     
  2. GuitarGuru

    GuitarGuru Well-Known Member

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    have a gun pointing at him when he walks through your door?
     
  3. [.Xero.]

    [.Xero.] Well-Known Member

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    Im 14. I get a gun where?
     
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    your parents closet? duh
     
  5. Div

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    ive been teaching martial arts for quite a while now, but you really dont need to know much to beat up idiots like this.

    Use a bat, a knife, w/e, he said it himself, life isnt fair.

    if you dont feel well using them, the safest thing for you is to let him get you on the ground and if he tries to pull you back up or wrestle, etc elbow/punch/ridgehand him in the throat, smash his windpipe and he wont be coming back for more.
     
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    Dude if not a gun then I would say a strong blunt object or a sharp object.
     
  7. [.Xero.]

    [.Xero.] Well-Known Member

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    Im canadian.
     
  8. Div

    Div Well-Known Member

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    i'll make a video real quick and post it i bought myself a digi cam for christmas ;)
     
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    Would be greatly appreciated man, thanks!
     
  10. Div

    Div Well-Known Member

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    wow photobucket appears to be taking it in the butt right now...

    1. your probably safer going in with the elbow strike anyways just make sure you hit just below his adams apple, DO NOT hit the side of the neck, hitting the side of someones neck can either stun the crap out of them or (this is why you dont want to do it) shoot tons of testorone up and your now fighting a berserker.

    2. if you ---- it up somehow (dun wry it happens lol) you can always hit your self right where your neck connects to your head in the back (feel the bones in the back of your neck as you look for it, once youve hit the spot where it sinks in, youve found it.) which will for sure send your testotorone flying and you yourself will go berserker.

    3. just kick him in the balls, play dirty, etc. he said it himself, life isnt fair.



    Edit: if pb starts to work again i'll be sure to post it :(


    if all else fails, youve got one move, which will work trust me you can try it on yourself (but you will be asleep when the guy comes if you do via passed out etc.) take your hand, same postition as a high 5 except with your fingers pulled back slightly, and hit him as hard as you can just above the inbetween your eyebrows area with the lower part of your palm, your palm should NOT cup his forehead if you do it right, and he will fall to the ground almost instantly.
     
  11. LL COOL JEW

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    oo Div be teachin martial arts...yeah i take some karate, taekwondo, and a lil judo...but life aint fair and him being 19 aint fair so hit his ass with a bat or something. I would not let him get you on the ground because he may break your arm or something doing it....take him out quick and clean
     
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    What a dumbass emo piece of ----. Hate whiners like that. If your life is so bad, do something about it.

    1) Your best bet is call the cops, no shame in that.

    2) Get a gun.

    3) Call up some big buddies of yours, and jump the faggot.

    4) Have a 9-iron or a metal bat with you.
     
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    Self Defense is not kicking the crap out of someone...
     
  14. Div

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    (check post above for editing)
     
  15. LL COOL JEW

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    aww i totally forgot bout golf clubs...i agree much easier to swing and hurt more maybe...make sure its a sneak or he may jsut catch it and ---- u up wit it
     

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