Tome Vs Tommy *read Hilarious*

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  1. D2 Fanatic iTem SeLLeR

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    Ok so here we go.
    A lot of people prefer Tommy to Tomei.
    Heres how the story is.....


    Long ago....
    His name originally started as italian, spelled Tomei, but then some italian dudes migrated into crete. THidiotic spartans said it wrong. like tommy, instead of tomei. Now as some of us know crete was a good place for wild dogs to be raised. When the Irish came they had keyboars filled with hats. This caused trashcans and telephones to smack eachother with ores. Im not saying its a bad thing, but apples and grapes dont mix. Finally the "m" in Tomei kicked the $H17 out of the "e" and the "i" becuase they spilled syllogism everywhere. He read how the irish saved civilization and started to date "m" and "y". "T'" and "o" got to stay becuse they make good bananas....and toast.
     
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    not hilarious too
     
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    nor was it worth reading
     
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    yeah that either.
     
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    wat the f--k...
     
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    "The idiotic spartans said it wrong. like tommy, instead of tomei. Now as some of us know crete was a good place for wild dogs to be raised. When the Irish came..."

    How did you go from spartans to Irish? And what about those wild dogs??? :wacko:
     
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