Save My Monkey

My monkey is dying. It needs $20 to be saved and I do not have a home or income, I dont know how I am typing this, but I just am.

The monkey has a rare disease called Raremonkeydiseaseitis and it is dying, it as a little baby monkey, only 3 months old and needs good care, if you do not help the monkey will die and it will be all your fault.

Anything from 1 cent to $1 Million is fine, it all goes to the monkey.

To help save my monkey all donations should be sent to: [email protected] via PayPal

Current Donations for my monkey:
$1.63 (PayPal Steals Some)

Incendia (NOT JAYSUS!!) - $0.01
Lisa - $2​

The monkey was unavailable to comment as it is currently dying, please help it.

 

...wow

 

Monkey just coughed up a hairball at your comment, if monkeys can do that

 

i would rather donate to your computer chair than a fake monkey lol

 

FAKE?

This monkey is dying, shame on you, saying he doesnt exist, if no one donates he wont exist

I would take a picture but you see.. his disease makes his skin cells invisible to cameras or something like that..

 

are u ----ing serious

 

:lol: nice gig. add me on msn

[email protected] :wink:

 

lmfao, am i serious?

Did you read the first line?

 

I just started laughing so hard when I read that.

Man good luck with this and may the force be with you. lol.

 

This really aint somethin to joke about as there are thousands of monkeys across the world dieing :tongue:

 

whats its name?

 

Paddy

 

lastname?

 

Themonkey

 

middle name?