I'm _____ So I Must Be ______

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  1. Dec 8, 2006 at 7:42 PM #1
    Renagade

    Renagade Senior Member

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    Yes this is a Myspace thing, but I really want to see the GR version.

    As for me:

    I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.



    Just pick one stereotype that fits you.


    I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic.

    I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

    I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

    I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

    I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

    I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

    I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

    I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

    I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

    I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

    I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

    I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

    I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

    I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

    I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals.

    I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

    I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

    I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

    I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

    I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

    I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

    I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

    I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

    I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

    I love THE BAND KISS, so I MUST be awesome.

    I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

    I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

    I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

    I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

    I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

    I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

    I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

    I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

    I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

    I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

    I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

    I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

    I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

    I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

    I'm ITALIAN, so I must be a gangster

    I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

    I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

    I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

    I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

    I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

    I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

    I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

    I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be ----ing them all.

    I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

    I have BiG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

    I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

    I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

    I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

    I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

    I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

    I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

    I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

    I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

    I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

    I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

    I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

    Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction

    Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude

    Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

    I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

    I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

    I'm BI so I MUST think every girl i see is hot.

    I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis.

    I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.

    I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

    I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

    I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

    I'm MIXED so i must be SEXY

    I'm PALE so i must be ALBINO

    I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be covered up at all times.

    I'm in ORCHESTRA/BAND, so i MUST be a dork.

    I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

    I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
     
  2. Dec 8, 2006 at 7:44 PM #2
    13d Keane

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    I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
     
  3. Dec 8, 2006 at 7:44 PM #3
    Marforce

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    I love THE BAND KISS, so I MUST be awesome.

    It's true... I am awesome.
     
  4. Dec 8, 2006 at 7:45 PM #4
    Renagade

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    Not an answer...

    But thanks Marforce.
     
  5. Dec 8, 2006 at 7:45 PM #5
    [.BC.] Aedus

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    I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
     
  6. Dec 8, 2006 at 7:47 PM #6
    oh sea

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    I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
     
  7. Dec 8, 2006 at 7:47 PM #7
    [.BC.] Fenix.Six

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    I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

    It's true. I am and i do (sometimes)
     
  8. Dec 8, 2006 at 7:49 PM #8
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    I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
     
  9. Dec 8, 2006 at 8:32 PM #9
    DiabloDj1

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    I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.


    P.s. most of these are true. xD
     
  10. Dec 8, 2006 at 9:49 PM #10
    Stillmatic

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    I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

    Well I'm actually half black and half white but yeah my skin is dark so I just get classed as black so its all good.

    I HATE chicken as I'm a vegetarian and I only drink water and pepsi.
     
  11. Dec 8, 2006 at 9:52 PM #11
    the effekt

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    I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
     
  12. Dec 8, 2006 at 9:59 PM #12
    Lefthanded

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    i hate myspace so i must hate this thread
     
  13. Dec 8, 2006 at 10:00 PM #13
    Renagade

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    Then get out of the topic.

    Thanks.
     
  14. Dec 8, 2006 at 10:23 PM #14
    Catapult

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  15. Dec 8, 2006 at 10:30 PM #15
    HascheR

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    I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

    Republican FTW! Poor people had their chance. l2college or do something with your life ratehr than collect welfare. :tongue:
     
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