Need Help To Quit Smoking

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  1. Breaker

    Breaker Well-Known Member

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    smoking can make u impotent
    nuff said
     
  2. Majin

    Majin Senior Member

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    Dont you think i know it? i read that ---- enough on the fag packets.
     
  3. Gurly

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    ok majin
    try this
    say you smoke 20 cigs a day
    every other day take one away and put it aside
    so like
    today have 19 cigs and tomm
    then every other day keep taking 1 away then eventually your give up slowly and wont go through such withdrawals :)

    also dont tell any of your friends you are givingup
    cos you know why
    no one will notice if you have a cig
    but every one will you you have told them your giving up and will rib you about it
    just keep it to yourself and then when you have gotten down to like 2 or 3 a day just quit
     
  4. Majin

    Majin Senior Member

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    tried it mummy, but i got to like 5 a day and went back up to 12 the next :(
     
  5. Dior

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    Everytime you get the urge to smoke, suck a pencil. It gives almost the same effect, exept from the nicotin.
    Think I heard somewhere that the feel of sucking the pen (lol) gives the body a feel that it's smoking or something.
     
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    Find a girlfriend that don't like to stay near the guys who are smoking(or just hate smokers) and if you love her you will stop :)

    Hard to do but : Love >>>>>> smoke.
     
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    when my dad was a teen, he tried smoking once. then his dad (my grandpa) found out and guess what he had for dinner that night? he made him eat 3 cigs. maybe after feeling 3 of them go down, you\'ll change.
     
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    Yea.
    I agree with this plan as well.
     
  9. madmav

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    Majin and love don't go together in the same sentence.
    It's more like casual sex with strangers while smoking.
     
  10. SF .Joel

    SF .Joel Well-Known Member

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    To be perfectly honest, Take up or sport...or read a book or something...everytime you need to smoke...go read a paragraph or play a bit of the sport. I've never smoked but my Dad tried this and it worked.

    Good Luck mate.
     
  11. Majin

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    Its only casual sex with you sweetie <3
     
  12. Incendia

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    oi maj, why is it only you and mav flaming GR in your sig.

    add me fewl.
     
  13. Lennox

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    But 90% of people who do weed as teens stop around 25 because after that they realize they're just ----in losers. Thats why cigarettes are worse and dumber.

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    Ya if you play any sports, you'll realize they are killing your endurance and speed and you'll want to quit.
     
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    xlink GR's Tech Enthusiast

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    smack yourself in the balls each time you touch a cigarette cigar or other nicotine containing article.
     
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    dude yankin your crank makes it worse also, because its just kinda like sex you wanna have a cig after. or is that just me :lol:
     

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