X-mas Present For Some 1 U Don't Like

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  1. Nov 30, 2006 at 5:56 PM #16
    SolidSnake(PS3)

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    a book that says how to be a Geaser For Dummies :P
     
  2. Nov 30, 2006 at 7:58 PM #17
    CorruptCop

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    give him a giftcard with like 2.50 on it.
     
  3. Nov 30, 2006 at 8:25 PM #18
    Shangri-la

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    hmmm get him a g - string :D
     
  4. Nov 30, 2006 at 8:28 PM #19
    dr. acula

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    a fruitcake.
     
  5. Nov 30, 2006 at 8:43 PM #20
    System-M3

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    nothing says i love you...(or hate you) like diareah
     
  6. Nov 30, 2006 at 8:46 PM #21
    r3m1x

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    Get him a pregnancy test. When he says, ok haha now where my real gift, start crying and yell "you don't like it?"
     
  7. Nov 30, 2006 at 11:32 PM #22
    xlink

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    i'd saya cheep tie from liek sears or macy's or something liek that.

    a 15$ tie if well picked can look like a 50$ one.


    either that or some used condoms.
     
  8. Dec 1, 2006 at 8:36 AM #23
    koppachino

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    a cherry tree on a sunday
     
  9. Dec 1, 2006 at 1:15 PM #24
    FM Lawlhalla

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    YA

    thats one to remember :)

    great :D
     
  10. Dec 4, 2006 at 9:38 AM #25
    Sapphire Blade

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    thanks for the ideas, even though some of them were a little satirical.
     
  11. Dec 4, 2006 at 9:43 AM #26
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    Motion seconded. Motion passed?
     
  12. Dec 4, 2006 at 12:03 PM #27
    Dior

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    get a gift card for a nice store, put it in an anvelope and say "its a gift card at <insert>, and i think you will be pleased with the surprise"
    then he thanks, opens it, and when he realises it says nothing on it you slap him in the face and scream:

    "I DONT LIKE YOU BITCH LOL PWNT" and run away
     
  13. Dec 4, 2006 at 5:26 PM #28
    System-M3

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    i liked my idea the best...diareah
     
  14. Dec 4, 2006 at 5:47 PM #29
    madmav

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    A collect call to them, telling them you love them.
     
  15. Dec 4, 2006 at 7:40 PM #30
    SomeThingCreepy

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    A chocolate penis. Then write a card saying "It's alright about your sexuality, but please don't try to get in my pants again... Love, your nephew blahblah"

    All the laughs and smiles will be amazing!
     
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