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  1. steen

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    what does a shopping bag and michael jackson have in common ?

    both dangerous to little children and are made out of plastic :lol:
     
  2. Baller.

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    LMAO LMAO

    what does michael jackson and mcdonalds have in common


    they like putting their 60 year old meat in 10 year old buns O_O

    sick i know
     
  3. steen

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    sick but funny :lol: but i shouldnt laugh :mellow: so il smile instead :mellow:
     
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    lol alright sounds good


    What does monica lawinsky and a pop machine have in commoon??

    O_O insert bill here ^_^
     
  5. steen

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    Jacko Jokes

    Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan?
    A: One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors.

    McDonald's is bringing out a new "Michael Jackson Burger"...
    It has 35 year old meat inside 5 year old buns.

    Q: How many times does 12 go into 35?
    A: Ask Michael Jackson.

    Q: What's 6 + 46 + 5?
    A: A threesome with Michael Jackson.

    Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year old boyfriends?
    A: Because there are twenty of them!
     
  6. IncomingF5

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    How many pigeons does it take to open up a toaster in 72.
     

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