Tolan And Ruby's Next Contest

Are you a parking ticket because I see the word FINE written all over you

 

'That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?'

 

LMFAO


Wanna play fireman? We can stop, drop and roll.

 

LOL



'Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?'

 

lmfao omg


Excuse me M'am, you dropped a piece of ass, let me get that for you.

 

hahahaha!



'That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.'

 

I said that one.

 

you have lovley legs, what time do they open?

 

If I had a nickel for every girl as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents

 

lol



'How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?'

 

Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. She'd like your phone number. She wants to know where she can get a hold of me in the morning.

 

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you I'd be walking in a garden forever.

 

'Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?'

 

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

 

lol



'If your left leg is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays'