Tolan And Ruby's Next Contest

I'll give you a nickel if I can tickle your pickle

 

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Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!

 

"You make my software turn to hardware!"

 

^^ Lol.


Do you belive in love at first sight? Or should i walk past again.

 

suck my dick and lick my duck

 

Is it hot in here, or is that just you?

 

meanwhile, you know my style, im high profile.

 

'I just broke my G-string while fingering a minor... can you borrow me one? I'm not a guitar player btw...'

 

The one fowl is a goose but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

:huh:

or

what is that in your pants or are you glad to see mee :lol:

or

they made a new g string whith windows in it so the p*ssy can look outside


kinda hard vor an dutchman to translate it right :wacko:

 

"Is there a mirror in your pants? 'Cuz I can see myself in them"

i love yours O M G

 

Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

 

Heres a few i thought of.


Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!


I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?


Oh, you're a bird watcher....(Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would you take this for a swallow? - Lmfao..

 

'If I flip a coin, what do you think my chances are of getting head?'

 

Your only meant to have one a line, but i did 3..because they was good.

 

Bond....UNI-Bond, im here to fill your crack