So...i like go to the doctors today to see what the ---- is wrong with me as ive been bleeding (sorry guys) for over a month now and its not right...so i get there and wait until im called, i then tell my doctor about my problem and that i have been being sick also and not being able to eat as i throw it up straight after/5 minutes later blablablabla...I also tell him that i have had the implanon in for about 2 years etc etc. He then starts to tell me about all the side effects of the implanon, im like...yeah i read the booklet I ALREADY KNOW!! duh.. He then starts to ask if i have been feeling sick, how heavy im bleeding etc, im like 'umm ive told you this already' so i start to tell him AGAIN. The ---- then gives me a ----ing piss pot to pee in so that he can send it off to see if im pregnant as he said i might be..so im like 'ok' he then says that he is going to give me something to help stop the bleeding, which may i add HE NEVER GAVE ME! (Im getting really annoyed now at this point) I then ask about getting some pain killers as i am having trouble with back pains, he then says that, that is a side effect of the implanon and cant give me anything for it. (My sister now jumps in) she says 'so if someone who didnt have the implanon and came here asking for pain killers, would you give them to them?' Doctor replies 'yes' Sister 'so your saying that because my sister has got the implanon and that back pains COULD be a side effect, you wont give her anything for it' Doctor 'yes' Sister ' well thats pretty ----ed up, so now she has to suffer longer with them because none of you ----s will give her anything...' blablabla (I am now laughing at this point) Then he tells me that i have to go back on MONDAY to hand my piss pot in so that he can send it to the hospital...so now i have to wait over a week to see if they find anything (which i doubt) before i can go back to the doctors yet again. Meh my doctors are stupid, everytime i go to them with a problem, im ALWAYS ----ing pregnant................ <end of rant> Sorry had to get it off my chest as im pissed off right now
omg don't tell them you got my babies! and good luck with further things and the result of your piss :tongue:
Yes it does, when you have to do the same thing over and over again it gets kind of annoying lol Nicasus - LOL @ 'the result of your piss' I wont tell them about our babies
Doctors. Who needs them? Other than that, I bet you have to pay them to let you "piss" in a pot. I love how doctor bills are like: Surgery: $1,000 little cup of water so you could take an aspirin: $550 Aspirin: $925 removing the little cotton swab on top of aspirin bottle: $25.50 Making doctor Bender go through a childproof aspirin lid: $75 Conversation about you doctor Bender, Field, and Jones had about you at the driving range: $9,000. Chicken scratch signature done by doctor Field on a piece of paper so you can go home: Everything else you have.
lol... AvantGarde BT - luckily for me we dont have to pay anything to be seen, only thing we pay for are what we are prescribed with, lol...unless you dont work and have child benifits then you dont pay anything
