If you have some please add and contribute. Funny But Real Facts If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it!) If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.(Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet (now there's something to visualize) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. On average people fear spiders more than they do death. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmm.....) You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.(go for that loooonnnngg kiss..) Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza everyday. (yuck!) Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie. (now there's a diet) You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.(and people fear spider!) Righthanded people live, on average, nine years longer than lefthanded people do. (If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?) In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes. (is that a recipe for celibacy or sexy?) A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. (no problem. it does not have sex for pleasure anyways!) The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did the gov't pay for this research??) Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew...?,Who cares!) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. That makes the catfish #1 for the animal having the most taste buds. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. A ----roach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death. (Creepy!) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, geez!) Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.(understandable) A cat's urine glows under a blacklight. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too!)
Man if I saved up all my farts in an air tight container. I could have my very own atomic bomb. Sell it on ebay for millions =D.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. The "save" icon on Microsoft Word shows a floppy disk, with the shutter on backwards. The combination "ough" can be pronounced in nine different ways. The following sentence contains them all: "A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed." The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten The word "Checkmate" in chess comes from the Persian phrase "Shah Mat," which means, "the king is dead". In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used. The only nation whose name begins with an "A", but doesn't end in an "A" is Afghanistan. The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. The only other word with the same amount of letters is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses, its plural. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer. "Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand. (Try it, lol) 111,111,111 x 111,111,111=12,345,678,987,654,321 Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired." A snail can sleep for 3 years. (Wish I could, lol)
A pigs orgasm lasts for 30 minutes Humans and dolphins are the only animals that have sex for pleasure
