Evil Genie

Wish granted, but you blow yourself one day and you get stuck, and have to walk to the hospitall with your dick in your mouth

My wish : I wish all my wishes would come out

 

Wish granted but the evil genie (me) gets pi$$ed off with you over wishing and turns you into a chicken.

I wish to be a millionaire with no catches! and nothing bad could happen to me!

 

god damn you uhm wish granted but you will be slapped by a grandma mentially and are going to cry in a corner and wet yourself..

I wanna.. be sockless

 

Wish granted but the smell off cheese still stays. lol

i wish my peepee was 16 inches lol

 

Wish granted but you can't wear any trousers

I wish it was winter for ever

 

wish grated, i hope youll die with a frozen willy

I wish i would be srrounded with 5 hot models

 

Wish granted, but your grandma headshots em and says "BOOM HEADSHOT" and you gets sprayed by Cilit Bang till you wet your dirty room....


I wish that Boxiom would sux my Coxiom

 

Wish granted.

He bites it off.

i wish snakes on a plane would hurry the ---- up coming out in cyprus

-Jay

 

Wish granted but when you go and see it it will still be as sh*t lol

i wish to be a gr mod. :tongue:

 

Wish granted, but the site shuts down.

I wish that it doesnt come any more dumb wishes.

 

wish granted but they turn stupid and you die. :huh: lol


i wish i had $1 :huh:

 

Wish granted, but you gets really happy so you start jumping and the dollar falled out of your hand and landed between an grandmas breast. She thinks you are dirty and tie you up and rape you.


I wish the story I just told wont get true.

(<3 blinkz)

 

totally emo dud

 

Wish granted but now everyone hates you.
I wish intergalatic exotic and extrinsic foreigner migrant workers would commision my academic denomination into a cataclysmic apocalypse.

 

wish granted but it doesnt come true because i didnt have a fcuking clue what you just said. lol

i wish i had a jet pack. :huh: