Man Vs Woman

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  1. Sep 19, 2006 at 4:05 PM #1
    kirbir

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    All in the name of FUN .... :D

    1 A WOMAN'S HEART IS LIKE A CIRCUS
    There is always room for another clown...

    2 WHAT CAN ONE GIVE TO A MAN WHO THINKS HE HAS IT ALL?
    A woman to show him how it all works!

    3 WHY DO BLACK WIDOW SPIDERS KILL THE MALE AFTER COPULATION?
    To stop the loud snoring even before it starts

    4 WHY DO MEN LIKE TO MARRY VIRGINS?
    Because they cannot stand criticism (excellent...)

    5 WHAT DO YOU CALL AN INTERESTING MAN WHERE YOU LIVE?
    A tourist

    6 WHY IS IT THAT ONLY 10% OF MEN GO TO HEAVEN
    If all men went to heaven it would simply be hell!

    7 WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND PIGS?
    Pigs do not turn into men after drinking!

    8 WHY ARE MEN IN BED LIKE MICROWAVE FOOD?
    After 30 seconds they are both done!

    9 WHAT DISEASE PARALYSES WOMEN FROM THE WASTE DOWN?
    Marriage.

    10 WHY DO MEN HAVE A CLEAN CONSCIENCE?
    Because they never use it. (Hear Hear)

    11 WHY DID GOD FIRST CREATE MAN AND THEN CREATED WOMAN?
    Because experiments are first done on animals before applying them to humans (very harsh...)

    12 WHY DO MEN LOVE INTELLIGENT WOMEN?
    Because opposites attract (hahaha...)

    13 WHAT IS THE SMALLEST BOOK IN THE WORLD?
    "Everything that men know about women"

    14 WHY ARE BATTERIES BETTER THAN MEN?
    At least they have a positive side...

    15 WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY BETWEEN MEN AND SNAILS?
    Both crawl, have horns and believe that the "house" belongs to them (very harsh....)

    16 WHY IS IT NOT POSSIBLE FOR A MAN TO HAVE A GOOD CHARACTER AND BE INTELLIGENT AT THE SAME TIME?
    If that were the case he would be a woman...

    17 WHAT DID GOD SAY AFTER HE CREATED MAN?
    I can perfect this creature....

    18 WHY ARE MILLIONS OF SPERMS NEEDED TO FERTILIZE ONE SINGLE EGG?
    Because sperms are male and refuse to ask for directions....

    19 WHEN DOES A MAN LOOSE 90% OF HIS INTELLIGENCE?
    When he becomes a widower...

    20 WHEN DOES A MAN LOOSE THE REMAINING 10%?
    When his dog dies...

    21 WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY BETWEEN MEN AND TILES ?
    If you lay them properly the first time you can walk all over them for the rest of your life!

    hehehe ^_^
     
  2. Sep 19, 2006 at 4:44 PM #2
    SM RxBandits

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    we all know youre proud to be a woman.

    kirbir...
     
  3. Sep 19, 2006 at 4:59 PM #3
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    They're all quite funny but 18 was the best :P
     
  4. Sep 19, 2006 at 5:11 PM #4
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    I agree Xen, 18 is best ;)
     
  5. Sep 19, 2006 at 6:44 PM #5
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    Kirbir im now going to stamp on my Sexbirs that we concieved in IRC


    ( :rolleyes: )
     
  6. Sep 20, 2006 at 7:55 AM #6
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    ^ not allowed!!!!!!!!!

    and yes im proud to be a woman, hehe
     
  7. Sep 20, 2006 at 3:29 PM #7
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    Dior -1xx,x00 credits.

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    GIRL POWER YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
     
  8. Sep 20, 2006 at 3:42 PM #8
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    ^_^ ^_^
     
  9. Sep 20, 2006 at 4:46 PM #9
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    are guys expected to know everything about women?


    girls suck
     
  10. Sep 21, 2006 at 6:38 AM #10
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    Yes they are, not all women suck :lol:
     
  11. Sep 21, 2006 at 7:13 AM #11
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    ROFL
     
  12. Sep 21, 2006 at 3:46 PM #12
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  13. Sep 21, 2006 at 8:41 PM #13
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    did you just get dumped or sumthin
     
  14. Sep 22, 2006 at 6:45 AM #14
    kirbir

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    Me? hahahaha no. Im still with my boyfriend, what makes you say that? :lol:
     
  15. Sep 22, 2006 at 12:51 PM #15
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    Gay, much?
     
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