Evil Genie

Wish granted. But you get so happy you die of an 10 minute long erection.

My wish : Unlimited wishing

 

Wish granted but you can not talk nor write

I wish the genie died

 

Wish granted. you soon go insane and murder your family on your birthday.


I wish i had a PSP

 

You get the PSP, but like all other PSPs you get bored of it after 2 days and the buttons fall off. Sony's team of lawyers stop you from getting a new one and actually manage to sue you for $5million just for breaking one of their consoles.

I wish that ^ Didn't get his PSP so his life was good again.

 

wish granted , instead your life will be a mess .. financial problems and giving me all your GR credits .

i wish i was dead .

 

Your wish is granted, you are buried but you can still see spiders crawling all over your face and you are very scared.

I wish that no one else gets anymore wishes.

 

Wish granted, but this wish odlly affects a parralel universe and they find a way to kill you...

I wish I wasnt such a good liar.

 

your wish is granted, and you tell your girlfriend your having a affair with her brother.

i wish people on GR could have a mature debate.

-Jay

 

Wish granted, but you cannot join in.


I wish I had was superman, secretly.

 

Wish granted but then you get real fat and when you fly your costume rips off,

I wish i can have heat vision

 

Wish Granted, but the heat melts your eyes and you loose your power

I wish I was everything cool

 

Its impossible to be emo + cool. <3

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I wish I could be lotion.

 

Granted, but you are granted to be arse-crack lotion for men with piles

I wish for a years supply of beer

 

wish granted but you become a fat alchoholic and die.

I wish for a wish that wont/cant go wrong! i wish every super power ever herd off!

 

wish granted, but you do your powers towards a mirror and kil yourself.

i wish i could blow myself