My "horid" B - Day

i go to this laser tag arena and me and my friends crack open a box with money in it and we bolt. Then we get kicked out and some dude stole my shirt so we got o the mall. We get kicked outta the apple store because my friend put porn onlike 8 cpus there lol. then we talk with some girls and they call mall security for no reason and we get "escorted off the premisis". Then these 7th graders jump us cause we were just ----ing with em with em and one picks up a pipe ... so we run to baskin robins and hide there until they come in and trap us there for like 2 hours because they outnumber us and had some 17 year old friends outside... so i finaly call my mom and she brings my pitbull and the kids ---- their pants lol.

 

I am questioning how much of this is believable...

 

If this is real, I would love to have such a birthday haha

 

ME TOO

EDIT: lol its not a 'horid' b-day man, U guys just like makin trouble As most do and so go onto doing new sh!t then get into more trouble 4 it. lol

 

well it was fun.. and yes its true

edit: the horid was sarcasm!

 

lol fun

 

I wish I had ---- to do like that...even not on my b-day but b-day works too

 

i dont really know what to think lol. sounds like it was fun but you said it was bad? the hell?!?!@31?@1 lol oh well, happy belated? lol

 

let me give you tps if your running form ppl who want to beat the ---- outa you dont stop to pick up a 2 inch wide by 2 ft long peice of wood :*( i almost got caught just run

 

You sound like a ----- if you got jumped by 7th graders.

 

maybe hes 10...?

 

actuly im in 8th grade but there was 4 of use and like..... 10 of them

 

Sorry. I doubt any of this occured.

 

Yep. Of course.

 

Renagade's a prick.


Happy birthday.