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SEXIST JOKE, I in no way agree with this joke Scientists have found that at one time most females have some intelligent strands of DNA withing in their bodies, although most of them spit it back out
A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children. Your daughter, Judith PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
Good one Xen. I have a few sexists ones. Survival of the Fittest, Evolution has led to woman possessing smaller feet. Why? To stand closer to the sink. W.I.F.E - Washing, Ironing, F*#&ing, Everything else.
what do you call a pair of banana peels? A pair of slippers!!!!! hahaha!!! (this is not serious, btw )
Ok your riding a horse, but at the same time there is a kangeroo infront of you an elephant riding to the left of you, a lion behind you, and last a sharp edge to the right of you. How do you escape? **Get your drunk @$$ off the merry go round
