If You Have Super Powers What Would They Be?

Well, I would have to pick a couple...

1) The see through womens closing AT WILL power..

2) The upskirt wind gust power

3) The gravitational clothesoffabitch power

and

4) The invisible in womens locker/bathroom power

oh and

5) The penis-pump-hand transformation power

 

Here are my faves I can't pick one.

Flight- I'd like to fly it seems really cool.

Super Speed- Could be usefull in sports.

X-Ray Vision- So I can see through things.

 

Hit the nail on the head, :shaggy:

 

I'd like to say im above the perversion.......nah sod it.
Definately "seeThroughAWoman'sClothing" power.
"MasterOfSexAcrossTheGalaxy" power
"invisibility" (who doesn't)
and probab;y "RunAtTheSpeedOfLightIfYouGetCaught" Power

 

See through stuff, and invis.

possibly super duper strength.

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haha

 

to be invincible
to survive trough everything, dont feel pain, NEVER die, but also never get old and cripple
IMAGINE THAT MUHAHAHAHHAHA
I WOULD RULE YOU ALL
whahahahhahahahahah

 

To Stop time

 

The power to see through clothes!!!

 

I would have to say the ability to jump LONG distances that would be pretty cool as well as like fire contolling or something

 

Lots of pervs in this topic.

Honestly I'd love to have super speed...my favorite hero being The Flash, that'd be awesome.

 

1) invisibility whenever i want

2)heat vision

3) x-ray and see through girls clothes vision

4) fly

5) invincible

6)super speed

7) not have to breathe

 

I would have to pick able to fly. super power, speed, invincible, but the first one i'd pick is x-ray vision.

 

Unless your gay, Don't tell me you wouldn't wan't those powers.
Come on your not a man if you didn't wan't those.

 

Hrm... The ability to shoot spaghetti out of my fingers!

Heheheh... That Dane Cook is one silly bitch.

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