Funny Lil Dream Convo Wit Friend

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  1. BeatdownT

    BeatdownT Well-Known Member

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    MafiaMan979 = Me (Red)
    BlackThoughtZion = Friend (Green)

    Note: he WAS high when i was telling him

    MafiaMan979 (3:25:55 PM): a
    BlackThoughtZion (3:25:59 PM): yo
    BlackThoughtZion (3:26:00 PM): what up
    MafiaMan979 (3:26:06 PM): a
    MafiaMan979 (3:28:29 PM): i had a sweet dream
    BlackThoughtZion (3:28:35 PM): nice
    MafiaMan979 (3:28:38 PM): lol
    BlackThoughtZion (3:28:38 PM): i had a wierd one
    MafiaMan979 (3:28:42 PM): what was it
    BlackThoughtZion (3:28:47 PM): i was like
    BlackThoughtZion (3:28:53 PM): somewhere
    MafiaMan979 (3:28:58 PM): lol..
    BlackThoughtZion (3:28:58 PM): and there was my french teacher
    BlackThoughtZion (3:29:01 PM): and me and this kid
    BlackThoughtZion (3:29:05 PM): were doing vikatin
    MafiaMan979 (3:29:10 PM): lol...
    BlackThoughtZion (3:29:10 PM): and then
    BlackThoughtZion (3:29:17 PM): we went into naruto world....
    BlackThoughtZion (3:29:21 PM): then i woke up and smoked
    BlackThoughtZion (3:29:22 PM): lol
    MafiaMan979 (3:29:26 PM): LOL
    MafiaMan979 (3:29:27 PM): weird
    BlackThoughtZion (3:29:28 PM): ur dream?
    MafiaMan979 (3:29:33 PM): weirder than mine...
    MafiaMan979 (3:29:34 PM): h/o
    MafiaMan979 (3:29:51 PM): ok
    MafiaMan979 (3:29:55 PM): ever played the game area 51?
    MafiaMan979 (3:29:58 PM): arcade game
    MafiaMan979 (3:30:01 PM): not on xbox or ps2
    MafiaMan979 (3:30:04 PM): but like i theaters
    BlackThoughtZion (3:30:07 PM): yea, long long ago
    MafiaMan979 (3:30:13 PM): well it was a mix of that
    MafiaMan979 (3:30:17 PM): the movie dawn of the dead
    MafiaMan979 (3:30:24 PM): and...
    BlackThoughtZion (3:30:25 PM): sh!t dude
    BlackThoughtZion (3:30:29 PM): i woulda been scared
    MafiaMan979 (3:30:30 PM): some navy SEALs mission
    BlackThoughtZion (3:30:34 PM): lol
    BlackThoughtZion (3:30:35 PM): go on
    MafiaMan979 (3:30:37 PM): so
    MafiaMan979 (3:30:40 PM): h/o
    BlackThoughtZion (3:30:55 PM): wiat, ever had a night terrror?
    MafiaMan979 (3:31:05 PM): ?
    BlackThoughtZion (3:31:22 PM): its when you cant lik
    BlackThoughtZion (3:31:27 PM): wake up out o fa nightmare
    MafiaMan979 (3:31:30 PM): oh
    BlackThoughtZion (3:31:30 PM): and you get scared
    MafiaMan979 (3:31:32 PM): no lol
    BlackThoughtZion (3:31:38 PM): and it makes you kinda insomniac
    BlackThoughtZion (3:31:40 PM): so
    BlackThoughtZion (3:31:43 PM): good
    BlackThoughtZion (3:31:44 PM): ur lucky
    MafiaMan979 (3:32:00 PM): lol
    MafiaMan979 (3:32:01 PM): ok
    MafiaMan979 (3:32:16 PM): u saw dawn of the dead right?
    BlackThoughtZion (3:32:19 PM): so did u kill nyonein ur dream? yea
    BlackThoughtZion (3:32:42 PM): good movie
    MafiaMan979 (3:32:43 PM): ok
    BlackThoughtZion (3:32:44 PM): wiat
    MafiaMan979 (3:32:45 PM): well
    MafiaMan979 (3:32:51 PM): what
    BlackThoughtZion (3:32:54 PM): i saw the version from like 1970
    BlackThoughtZion (3:32:59 PM): and the new version
    MafiaMan979 (3:33:03 PM): the new one...
    BlackThoughtZion (3:33:06 PM): yea
    BlackThoughtZion (3:33:06 PM): ik
    MafiaMan979 (3:33:14 PM): ok
    MafiaMan979 (3:33:31 PM): the big black guy, the "terry" kid and the CJ guy were there
    BlackThoughtZion (3:33:41 PM): the black guy powns
    MafiaMan979 (3:33:43 PM): so the first thing we had to do was like
    BlackThoughtZion (3:33:55 PM): what?
    MafiaMan979 (3:33:56 PM): shoot some mothers in a business building, plant a bomb and leave
    BlackThoughtZion (3:34:00 PM): lmfao
    BlackThoughtZion (3:34:01 PM): nice
    BlackThoughtZion (3:34:02 PM): go on
    MafiaMan979 (3:34:07 PM): not literally mothers tho
    BlackThoughtZion (3:34:14 PM): too bad
    MafiaMan979 (3:34:19 PM): lol
    BlackThoughtZion (3:34:20 PM): i was hoping you were a milf killa
    MafiaMan979 (3:34:38 PM): and on the way out
    MafiaMan979 (3:34:56 PM): we had to jump of the balcony onto a couch in the building becuase all the other exits were blocked or some sh!t
    MafiaMan979 (3:35:09 PM): so
    BlackThoughtZion (3:35:11 PM): wtf lol
    MafiaMan979 (3:35:19 PM): JC, the black guy and the other guy jumped
    MafiaMan979 (3:35:23 PM): and landed on teh couch
    BlackThoughtZion (3:35:32 PM): but you f*cking missed right?
    MafiaMan979 (3:35:44 PM): lol
    MafiaMan979 (3:35:47 PM): im getting there...
    BlackThoughtZion (3:35:50 PM): lmfao
    MafiaMan979 (3:35:52 PM): then it was my turn
    MafiaMan979 (3:35:54 PM): i jumped
    MafiaMan979 (3:35:59 PM): i SWEAR i had perfect aim
    MafiaMan979 (3:36:00 PM): but
    MafiaMan979 (3:36:03 PM): its a dream >.>
    MafiaMan979 (3:36:04 PM): so...
    MafiaMan979 (3:36:06 PM): i missed
    BlackThoughtZion (3:36:13 PM): rofl
    MafiaMan979 (3:36:14 PM): and i landed on a table and went through it
    BlackThoughtZion (3:36:19 PM): LMFAO
    MafiaMan979 (3:36:21 PM): and got up like nothing happend
    MafiaMan979 (3:36:22 PM): lol
    MafiaMan979 (3:36:24 PM): and was like
    MafiaMan979 (3:36:26 PM): im ok
    MafiaMan979 (3:36:26 PM): im ok
    MafiaMan979 (3:36:27 PM): lol
    BlackThoughtZion (3:36:47 PM): lol
    BlackThoughtZion (3:36:48 PM): dude
    BlackThoughtZion (3:36:52 PM): i once got eaten by mario
    MafiaMan979 (3:36:56 PM): lol
    MafiaMan979 (3:36:57 PM): im NOT DONE
    BlackThoughtZion (3:36:59 PM): and he jumped in his little pipe
    MafiaMan979 (3:36:59 PM): rofl
    BlackThoughtZion (3:37:03 PM): into my bastement
    BlackThoughtZion (3:37:08 PM): and colelcted coins until i woke up
    BlackThoughtZion (3:37:15 PM): so dont be like i missed and hit a table
    BlackThoughtZion (3:37:15 PM): lol
    MafiaMan979 (3:37:23 PM): wtf?
    MafiaMan979 (3:37:34 PM): well
    MafiaMan979 (3:37:36 PM): after that
    MafiaMan979 (3:37:40 PM): it was weird and sh!t right
    MafiaMan979 (3:37:44 PM): i dont remember some
    MafiaMan979 (3:37:52 PM): we had to go into a diff building and just shoot ppl
    MafiaMan979 (3:38:00 PM): i was using all these diff guns it was sweeet
    BlackThoughtZion (3:38:03 PM): nice
    MafiaMan979 (3:38:25 PM): and
    MafiaMan979 (3:38:29 PM): we had to get out
    MafiaMan979 (3:38:30 PM): once again
    MafiaMan979 (3:38:32 PM): cuz it was on fire
    BlackThoughtZion (3:38:35 PM): lmfao
    MafiaMan979 (3:38:36 PM): somehow...
    MafiaMan979 (3:38:38 PM): idk how...
    MafiaMan979 (3:38:50 PM): so on the way out i found like
    MafiaMan979 (3:38:53 PM): a "mini"
    MafiaMan979 (3:38:54 PM): sniper
    MafiaMan979 (3:39:00 PM): and kept it for "later"
    BlackThoughtZion (3:39:08 PM): lol
    BlackThoughtZion (3:39:09 PM): go on
    MafiaMan979 (3:39:21 PM): so
    BlackThoughtZion (3:39:27 PM): so what
    BlackThoughtZion (3:39:29 PM): go on
    BlackThoughtZion (3:39:31 PM): please?
    BlackThoughtZion (3:39:35 PM): im interested now
    MafiaMan979 (3:39:36 PM): when me the black guy and the terry guy were out
    MafiaMan979 (3:39:48 PM): the jc guy is like in the building still and we're like
    MafiaMan979 (3:39:54 PM): get the f*ck outta there dumba$$ f*cker nuts!
    BlackThoughtZion (3:39:59 PM): rofl
    MafiaMan979 (3:40:13 PM): so this is where it got weird
    BlackThoughtZion (3:40:26 PM): wait
    BlackThoughtZion (3:40:28 PM): if its weird
    MafiaMan979 (3:40:29 PM): he then started shooting at us
    BlackThoughtZion (3:40:30 PM): lemme go smoke
    BlackThoughtZion (3:40:32 PM): lol
    BlackThoughtZion (3:40:35 PM): kk?
    MafiaMan979 (3:40:37 PM): not REALLY wierd
    MafiaMan979 (3:40:43 PM): and he was like
    BlackThoughtZion is away at 3:40:45 PM.
    MafiaMan979 (3:40:49 PM): ive been working for these f*ckers all the time
    MafiaMan979 (3:41:31 PM): wheretf did u go bitchterd
    MafiaMan979 (3:42:30 PM): ok
    MafiaMan979 (3:42:33 PM): so then
    MafiaMan979 (3:42:47 PM): we started shooting at the f*cking traitor dumba$$ nuts right
    MafiaMan979 (3:42:56 PM): and i was like
    MafiaMan979 (3:42:56 PM): hmm
    MafiaMan979 (3:43:04 PM): hes in building about 20 yards away
    MafiaMan979 (3:43:06 PM): i have a mini sniper
    MafiaMan979 (3:43:07 PM): why not
    MafiaMan979 (3:43:27 PM): he then appeared in the 2nd story window that had like metal bars reinforcing the window or something
    MafiaMan979 (3:43:33 PM): like the ones u see on school dorrs
    MafiaMan979 (3:43:37 PM): the got the metal through them
    MafiaMan979 (3:43:52 PM): so i was like
    MafiaMan979 (3:43:56 PM): hmm gotta make it perfect
    MafiaMan979 (3:44:00 PM): fired like 2-3 rounds
    MafiaMan979 (3:44:01 PM): missed
    MafiaMan979 (3:44:07 PM): either hit the metal or missed
    MafiaMan979 (3:44:17 PM): then i paused for a while to put more bullets in
    MafiaMan979 (3:44:18 PM): he was gone
    MafiaMan979 (3:44:25 PM): and then someone reapeared there
    MafiaMan979 (3:44:36 PM): and i took lke 1 minute to set up the shot
    MafiaMan979 (3:44:37 PM): and BOOM
    MafiaMan979 (3:44:39 PM): headshot
    MafiaMan979 (3:44:53 PM): then the guy i shot came out and it ended up being the terry dude who was still on our side
    MafiaMan979 (3:45:08 PM): lol
    MafiaMan979 (3:45:10 PM): he didnt die tho
    MafiaMan979 (3:45:11 PM): i mean
    MafiaMan979 (3:45:36 PM): luckily enough the bullet just went straight through his head (brain and all) without kiling him
    MafiaMan979 (3:45:53 PM): so i was like sh!t dude im sorry
    MafiaMan979 (3:45:55 PM): and blah blah
    BlackThoughtZion returned at 3:45:57 PM.
    MafiaMan979 (3:46:00 PM): and i was like does it hurt?
    MafiaMan979 (3:46:06 PM): and hes like naw
    MafiaMan979 (3:46:10 PM): and i was rofling lol
    MafiaMan979 (3:46:19 PM): so then
    MafiaMan979 (3:46:31 PM): the jc appeared and shot me in the side
    MafiaMan979 (3:46:50 PM): and right when he did that i like shot him with the sniper from like 2 feet away
    MafiaMan979 (3:46:52 PM): in the head
    MafiaMan979 (3:46:56 PM): there was nothing
    MafiaMan979 (3:46:58 PM): left of him
    MafiaMan979 (3:47:08 PM): i felt all like woosy and sh!t cuz i got shot
    BlackThoughtZion (3:47:11 PM): lmfao nice
    MafiaMan979 (3:47:12 PM): and somethin happened
    MafiaMan979 (3:47:15 PM): i blacked out
    MafiaMan979 (3:47:17 PM): etc.etc.
    BlackThoughtZion (3:47:29 PM): sweet
    MafiaMan979 (3:47:31 PM): and woke up looking at the black guy strapped to a chair in a room watching a TV
    MafiaMan979 (3:47:35 PM): lol
    MafiaMan979 (3:47:39 PM): and was like wtF?
    MafiaMan979 (3:47:49 PM): hes like "you need to go"
    MafiaMan979 (3:47:53 PM): and im like why
    MafiaMan979 (3:47:56 PM): and hes like just go!
    MafiaMan979 (3:48:03 PM): and i could see he was like turning into one of them
    MafiaMan979 (3:48:17 PM): and was like
    MafiaMan979 (3:48:17 PM): ok
    MafiaMan979 (3:48:18 PM): np
    MafiaMan979 (3:48:19 PM): lol
    MafiaMan979 (3:48:51 PM): and so i was like still bleeding from my wound and sh!t
    MafiaMan979 (3:48:52 PM): lol
    MafiaMan979 (3:49:03 PM): that other guy was like eating some twinkies and laughing at the black guy
    MafiaMan979 (3:49:16 PM): and weirdly enough the building we were in was the one on fire
    MafiaMan979 (3:49:22 PM): so we had to get out b4 it blew up
    BlackThoughtZion (3:49:34 PM): nice
    MafiaMan979 (3:49:35 PM): we got to the door and then i woke up cuz my dad started yelling
    MafiaMan979 (3:49:38 PM): >.>
    BlackThoughtZion (3:49:41 PM): lol
    BlackThoughtZion (3:49:46 PM): why did he yell?
    MafiaMan979 (3:49:48 PM): but it was A KICKA$$ dream
    MafiaMan979 (3:49:55 PM): waking us up cuz its my sis's bday
    BlackThoughtZion (3:50:07 PM): ohy
    BlackThoughtZion (3:50:10 PM): hahahahhahahahahahahhaha

    Yea....sooooooooo i thought it was funny and thought it would be funny to hear what u guys think haha, it was an awesome dream too...
     
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    um yea i read the first 50 sentences then i scrolled down and there was another 50....
     
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    err...k.
     
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    lol, i just thought it was funny, it was a sweeeeet dream
     
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    That's hysterical.
     
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    Agreed, your friend's Mario dream was the best part.
     
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    lol
    what about the twinkies and the laughing at hte black guy strapped in the chair watching martha stewart on a tv? lol
     
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    are you sure that was a dream? sounds more like an acid trip.
     
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    lol, yea it was a dream hahaha, if THATS what acid does im in xD
     
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    Sorry I lost you at the 5th sentence, it was too boring to read on... The writing technique was horific... lol

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    ROFL haha thanks
     
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    yea didnt feel like readin it but sounds funny from gettin eatin by mario nd the rest
     
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    lol well like i said he WAS high
     

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