What's The Difference Between A Lawyer..

i have a car and you still need your mum to be in the car with you when you drive.

 

you dont have a car

she has to be in the car cos thats cos its the law dip----.........it dont change for ne1 (unless you 'bend' it).

prove you have a car.......lets c the pic of it

 

I'z been drivin since I was 13.

 

i cant its in the garage at the moment and its pissing down with rain.

 

excuses, excuses......your mum proberly took it to work (bein her car nd all) and damn..........when u drive it you are gonna look so sexy in a ford KA.......talk about a mans car

give up yet?

 

u can talk Element, wat color is ur car lol wat did u call it again? Was it Gay Red

 

metalin marron........but you could call it that.

what colour is your brum brum................or cant you see it through the box packaging

 

its a nice red mate and nice manly red not gay red, manly red.its also only about 2 years old rather than 10

 

its a 98.............awesome condition, 2 lady owners (b4 me), 31,000 miles, still have original features, full service history, free MOT on it in august, free 6 month road tax.

i dont think matchbox do cars like that

 

lol its been lucky to last that long with 2 women drivers but im sure the 3rd can finally destroy it

 

rofl im guessing you 2 know each other? lol

 

ROFL

 

I have the best car. I win.

 

Okay back to the lawyer. He is a bucket of ----

 

yeh hes my best mate off of the forums.