What Do You Do When....

you go comando..duh!

what do you do when you die?

 

lay there

what do u do when u have "zipper problems"

 

dont yank to hard and catch your peepee

what do you do when you find a finger in yur chili

 

Hope that your on Action News.

What do you do when you find out that your online girlfriend is really your grandma's fake ID?

 

cry like a bitch

what do u do when ur 360 freezes

 

cry like baby.

what do you do when instead of lube you used glue and your hand gets stuck to your peepee.

 

Keep jackin.

What do you do when someone pulls out in front of you driving and they go too slow?

 

pull out your gun and pop a cap in their ass!

what you do when you get a stick through your ball sack?

 

My car has been in the shop for three days getting its front fixed.


What do you do when you can't drive for three days? And you've played atleast 42 hours of CS.

 

you finally go take that ----?

what you do when you get a stick through your ball sack?

 

smacka hoe who did it

what do ya do when you're outta booze <_<

 

You go to the hospital and hope to god they dont cut off your ball sack.

 

you go out and buy more booze duh!

What do you do when... its 8am you havent slept and your watching pokemon

 

Go out an buy a PokeDex and some Pokemon cards and action figures!

What do you do when you get btch slapped across the face?

 

lol ^_^

you... laugh at majins big knob?

what you do when... your daddy gets raped instead of your mummy.